The Whole Universe Is My Brother [Complex]

Please collect the following article, thank you babies. "On the Compatibility of Spellcasters and Human Disqualifications" Top boy groups are also using super powers to fight each other today ————— Copywriting of this article: Ren Hoshino, an ordinary male, the lonely king in the world of only children, until he——went through! Instead of wearing one, wear a bunch! Yoneka Town works as a nanny for the "Death Elementary School Student" - "There is only one truth? I am innocent!" The Curse College was studied as a pet by an unscrupulous teacher - "Gojo Satoru! Put down my snacks! And me!" Yokohama was dragged to die for love by the bandage spirit - "Mr. Dazai, please wait in line to jump into the river. Don't jump in line to cross my path!" The Karasuno volleyball court was forced to act as a "mood stabilizer" - "Hyuuga Kageyama, if you make any more noise, I will put the ball in your mouth!" People are drifting in another world, and brothers are growing up together. Conan thinks he is "mysteriously reliable", Knotweed calls him "the best brother", and Naruto thinks he is "a lifelong bond". Hoshino Ren: Thank you, I just want to go home... Or at least, stuff the brothers into the suitcase and take them away? However, extreme joy brings sorrow, and the world begins to convulse. When the final BOSS arrived, Lian looked at the group of brothers with unique paintings behind him and took a deep breath: "Brothers, come together!" Finally succeeded! It's just... Hoshino Ren: Help! This savior script is so hot and it also involves an arranged marriage? ————— Warning: Private settings and bugs are common, and the final CP has not yet been determined ……………………………………………………………… Serial article next door: "Dazai: What is it like to be in the strongest sleeping clothes" When Dazai and Gojo were bound by a curse, the two ceilings were forced to sign the worst agreement in history - sharing pain. Wutiao crushed his sunglasses: "Mackerel, if you jump into the river I will suffocate. Is that reasonable?" Dazai chuckled: "Mr. Gojo, why don't you commit suicide with me? A win-win situation." Glass held a cigarette in his mouth: "The strongest one choked to death by Kikufu? This joke will keep me laughing until the next century." Mori Ogai suggested: "Let's get married, and the medical expenses will be covered by the AA system." Neither of them are fuel-efficient lamps. He teleported and crushed his bandage roll: "If you commit suicide again, you will experience true 'disqualification in the world'." He handed over the dishwashing liquid coffee with his backhand: "Try it? Cleanse your brain that is full of sweets." On the nth day of mutual torture, the curse was bizarrely upgraded to sharing pleasure. When the fingertips scratch the skin, when the breath floods the night, the senses will boil together, becoming a passive long-distance relationship. "Scum... Take your hands away..." "It was obviously your leg that moved first, liar." When hostility turns into flirting, and mutual killing turns into entanglement, they discover the ultimate secret of this curse - the pleasure of sex doubles. "Admit it, you enjoyed it." "You breathe more passionately than me..." The Curse Master barked when detonating the blood curse: "Become one, a match made in heaven!" They fired bullets and spells together, and in the light of the explosion, they exchanged wet glances—— "Welcome to hell, partner." "... Each other, scum." This unsolvable curse is the eternal paradise hand-picked by addicts. And they are willing to turn each other into irresistible addictions. ———————————————— Next book: "On the Compatibility of Spellcasters and Human Disqualification" The entertainment industry is in turmoil. The handsome boy group "404" was born, and the composition of its members remains a mystery: Gojo Satoru, the stage charm is nuclear bomb level, the side effect is that the curse power can overturn the stadium. Osamu Dazai is world-weary and lazy, and his passive skill "Disqualified from the World" specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction with the Five Articles of Enlightenment. Ginjiu, the action of wiping the gun is more skillful than the action of pushing the hip. He looks at his teammates as if he is looking at clearing the target. Kakashi, be intimate with the privacy screen in paradise, and your speech will always be on the verge of being banned. Oikawa Tetsu, the volleyball resentment body, roars every day: "Give me back my training ground, you bastard!" The manager - the endangered version - slapped the table and roared: "I signed you for idol business, not superpower demolition! Especially you two -" His trembling fingers poked at Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu: "Gojo, control your rampant curse! Dazai, from today on, you are his exclusive 'nullification' partner! 24 Hours a day, physical distance ≤ 5 cm! For world peace! Stick it to me!" The entire Internet was in an uproar: Aren't these two famous rivals of Dongda University? Back then, a spell blasted through the laboratory building, and there was an ineffective makeup scene. When they met, they would laugh at each other: "The bandage used to treat Jiang is wrapped around the brain?" "Wujun's six eyes are just for decoration? How annoying is it that you can't see yourself?" In front of the live broadcast camera, Gojo Satoru wrapped his arms around Dazai and pressed Dazai against the background wall. His silver hair fell and swept over the bandage, and he breathed hotly: "The 'invalidation' of Zhijiang is still so irritating and reassuring." Barrage explosion: Is this wall-dong an act of revenge? Sexual tension kills me! An old enemy becomes his wife? Ginjiu wiped his gun silently: "I'll kill you if you continue to speculate on CP." Kakashi passed by holding "Intimate Paradise": "Paid content, not suitable for children." Later…… There is a question in the interview question book: "What do you most want to do to the other person?" Gojo stared at Dazai's lips and pulled his tie provocatively: "I'll make you cry and beg for mercy." Dazai wrapped the bandage around his Adam's apple, straddling his waist and chuckled, "What a coincidence... I want to see you suffocate." Mission: Unity is strength