
Turns Out I’m the Nonhuman One [Quick Transmigration]
原来我才是人外啊[快穿]
by Stealing Roasted Sweet Potatoes (偷吃烤红薯)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
As a CEO, Han Yu went to sleep as usual in his two-hundred-square-meter bed. But when he opened his eyes again, he found himself bound to a rubber duckling that called itself System 111. He was to travel to various small worlds and help the protagonists complete their main missions.
Han Yu: Isn't transmigration usually something that happens when someone's on the verge of death?
111: You're a CEO, so you're way too hard to kill. I couldn't wait, so I bound you first~
Han Yu: ...You must be so desperate for performance points that you've lost your mind. If you're sick, go get treated, okay?
111: Ehehe~
Just as they were about to enter a small world, that wretched rubber duck suddenly added something.
111: By the way, Host, since the modeling database is missing human data, I can only randomly match you with modeling data for other species~
Han Yu: Ha, you're telling me this so early? I thought you'd wait until I died to tell me.
111: Ehehe~
1. [Amnesiac Headless Spirit Pen x High School Teacher Born with Yin-Yang Eyes]
111: This mission is to protect the protagonist from evil spirits~
Han Yu: Wait, I'm a little lost.
On the last day before summer break, a teacher patrolling the building at night caught some students playing the spirit pen game in their dorm. The sinister energy grew heavier and heavier. The frightened students hurriedly stopped the game, and the energy vanished with it.
Thinking everything was safe, the teacher went into the restroom in the middle of the night, only to discover that his head had disappeared from the mirror.
Teacher: ...
He was haunted by an amnesiac ghost who insisted that he help find its head.
Later, the headless ghost kept appearing before him with all sorts of ridiculous things perched on its neck. Sometimes it was a radio, sometimes a flower...
Until one day, the teacher took a copy of the exam-prep workbook 53 from the headless ghost's neck.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: That's enough! Stop messing around with the students' study materials!
2. [Eldritch Evil God Usurping a Nest x High Priest of a Deceased True God]
111: Boohoo, the protagonist has struggled to grow up in a temple full of scheming and intrigue. Our mission is to protect this poor thing until he grows up healthy and takes control of the temple!
Han Yu: Who's going to feel sorry for me? Why am I a golden slime this time?
111: What a country bumpkin! This isn't a slime!
The young priest, who was watched day after day, came to pray before the idol as usual. Suddenly, a deep voice came from inside it. "You're really rather pitiful..."
A miracle was bestowed upon him by a god.
It wasn't the god worshipped by the temple, but a god who belonged to him alone.
"Ah, sorry. I got distracted again." Han Yu looked ruefully at his shapeless golden hair.
"But my high priest will forgive me, right?" he asked with a beaming smile.
The black-haired priest, enveloped in golden goo, opened his mouth, but even that was filled. All he could make were meaningless sounds.
3. [Abandoned Iteration Engine x The Last Technician Sent to Repair It]
111: This time, the mission is...
Han Yu: How did I turn into code? Do I not even get a human form this time?
111: Oh, that sort of thing? In your current state, you can make as many as you want~
Coming to this deserted island to repair an iteration engine that was about to be decommissioned was clearly a miserable job.
In the end, the task no one else wanted fell to the technician, who dutifully headed to the chip matrix and unexpectedly discovered the true reason the iteration engine was being decommissioned...
After seeing that familiar face again at the umpteenth corner, the technician rubbed his forehead in exasperation.
"Enough. I'm not leaving, I won't cut off your power supply, and I won't secretly report you to the company and start your self-destruct sequence."
Han Yu: "Understood, Administrator."
"So save on materials and make fewer clones." The technician heard footsteps behind him again.
Several identical voices spoke at once: "Request denied. Please submit a new application."
Other worlds to be determined.
[Reader's Guide]
1. Each small world is one-on-one.
2. The uke is the same person throughout.
3. The seme retains some of his humanity, but is affected by his current nonhuman form.
Theme: Live well
