The Demon Venerable was devastatingly beautiful, alluring and bewitching. Falling for him was as easy as breathing. One glance was all it took to turn Yuan He, who had diligently devoted herself to the immortal path, into a lovesick fool.
She could have been a novice disciple of the immortal sect, but instead she became a lowly lackey serving tea and water at the Demon Venerable's side. What else could you call that but foolish?
Yuan He, hopelessly corrupted: The joy of admiring a gorgeous beauty up close, holding his jade-like hands, and breathing in the fragrance of his hair is beyond your imagination~
Not only could she enjoy being close to her master, she could also pick up the heavenly treasures that slipped through his fingers. She was living the kind of life that could make you smile even in your dreams.
One day, she heard that the Demon Venerable had captured his archenemy. His bootlicker Yuan He immediately rushed off to serve them both, only to find the Demon Venerable laughing himself into a sweat as he whipped the immortal path's greatest sword cultivator in the dungeon.
The gorgeous beauty was wild and unrestrained, his clothes half undone, his chest broad and lean;
The pretty beauty had broad shoulders and a narrow waist, enduring his suffering in silence, snow-white hair falling to his shoulders.
Yuan He: Gorgeous. Love it. Give me more.
The Demon Venerable suddenly called out, "You. Go take his first yang."
Yuan He looked around. "Me?"
Before she could say another word, a Bewitching Heart Spell struck her between the brows, while another landed squarely on the young sword cultivator's dantian.
Yuan He looked at the Demon Venerable's captivating beauty, aching with desire, then glanced at the young sword cultivator, with his fair skin and pretty face. Maybe he could serve as a substitute?
So she kissed him fiercely and humiliated him.
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At first, the sword cultivator couldn't stop trembling. He cursed and hit her.
"I hate you! I'll kill you! I swear I'll kill you!"
Later, he said less and used more force, even taking pity on her. "You were an immortal sect disciple who fell into the demonic path by accident. I suppose you were forced into it."
Yuan He: What's he mumbling about? I want to kiss him.
Compared to the gorgeous beauty she couldn't eat or lick, the pretty beauty was plentiful, filling, and considerate afterward. He just kept getting tastier.
So Yuan He served the Demon Venerable by day and tormented the sword cultivator by night, living a happy life split between body and soul, with one foot in each camp.
Unexpectedly, the immortal sect invaded the demonic realm and rescued the sword cultivator, taking her along too.
Sword cultivator: "You have to take responsibility for me. Become my cultivation partner."
Yuan He, feeling guilty: "Actually, the person I like is my master. I only used you as a substitute. Do you believe me...?"
The sword cultivator did. He sealed her inside the Demon-Subduing Pagoda. "Forget him and agree to form a bond with me. You can stay in here until you say yes!"
Yuan He: Fine, I'll stay in here!
Yuan He, one month later: Wait, no. Fine, lock me up, but you can't use this place as your bedroom and come sleep here every day!
To save her back, Yuan He nodded through her tears.
She couldn't have her master anyway, so turning over a new leaf wasn't so bad.
Gradually, she came to terms with it. She put on her red wedding dress and entered the bridal chamber, waiting for her groom to lift her veil. Candlelight illuminated a wickedly charming smile and a head of black, wavy hair. It was her master!
The Demon Venerable smiled and tapped her lips. "You little pervert. Did you forget me that quickly?"
*It's not that I wanted to climb over to the other side. The other side came running to me.*
A greedy, lecherous woman who loves the good life × a pure, upright pretty boy × an alluring, bewitching beauty
1. By the rules, whoever she gets with is the male lead. The second male lead steals her away.
2. The female lead's purity is not guaranteed for now. The men are definitely pure.
3. A story written to indulge my kinks. The focus is on loving and eating to your heart's content. The heroine enjoys having both men in her arms, completely satisfied and blissfully happy.
4. This blurb was written on August 9, 2025.
Theme: Life is unpredictable. Being happy matters most.