A Useless Beauty's Frantic Escape Through the Stars

[Lawful Evil seme × Chaotic Good uke]

Don't mess with the System.

Professional transmigrator Lu Yan was thrown into a badly written, unfinished, melodramatic interstellar novel by the System for slacking off too much on a mission.

The moment he opened his eyes, Ixius, the original story's biggest villain, was on top of him.

Lu Yan: "...?"

Afterward, Ixius tossed him two tissues.

After a long moment of utter confusion, Lu Yan wrapped himself in a bath towel and hid in the bathroom, where he figured out who he was now: Hill, the protagonist uke, an Omega spy infiltrating Ixius's inner circle, doomed to have his face disfigured and eyes gouged out.

Lu Yan: "Help..."

That wasn't all. To stop him from lying flat again, the System forced a "mistletoe buff" on him after he tried every possible way to escape.

He would gradually become a useless, pretty ornament, fit for anyone to sleep with or bully. His only value would be using his top-tier pheromones to soothe Alphas.

He had no way out except to cling to the powerful characters in the book.

Lu Yan: "Help..."

The problem was, not one character in the book was normal.

The cold villain who never forgave a slight, the seemingly kind protagonist with a twisted heart, the sadistic supporting character with ruthless methods... And alien insectoid beasts were everywhere across the universe.

Falling into anyone's hands would end badly.

No choice. He had to run for his life!

*

Ixius was an interstellar warlord who ruled over his own domain, an S+ Alpha. Like all high-ranking Alphas fighting on the Deep Blue battlefield, the stronger his mental powers became, the more he depended on Omega pheromones to soothe him.

He kept a whole flock of canaries, treating every Omega's neck like medicine to be devoured. Yet he was exceptionally gentle with one beautiful little Omega.

He never expected that this beautiful canary he'd doted on for five years was a spy. On the eve of a long-range mission, the Omega poisoned him and ran away...

After surviving the ordeal, Ixius received one last message from the little Omega: Sir, I'm sorry. I just wanted to stay alive.

Ixius gave a cold, indifferent laugh.

You want to live? Dream on.

[Reader's Guide]

1. One-on-one pairing, both leads are exclusive to each other.

2. Since this is a transmigrate-into-a-book story, the seme has only ever slept with the original body. The uke inherits the original body's memories and body. If you think the uke and the original body are different people and therefore consider the seme unfaithful, this story may not be for you.

3. The setting is that high-ranking Alphas need Omega mental powers to soothe them. This isn't meant to be romantic. If you also consider that unfaithful, this story may not be for you.

5. The uke is a useless beauty who lies flat and acts like a naive sweetheart in the early chapters, then gets serious and starts standing on his own two feet as the plot progresses. It's not a power couple, but he isn't just a canary either. The story is split evenly between plot and romance, with more doting and healing later on. Enjoy!

↓↓↓ Upcoming historical fantasy novel ↓↓↓

The Demon Lord Just Wants to Play the Little White Flower

Wei Ling was a demon lord with extraordinary talent. When he was fourteen, his father shattered his spiritual core, and he fell into the mortal world.

He struggled to survive amid the chaos, and, as expected, grew into a bitter and treacherous person.

Two years later, Wei Ling crawled out of a pile of corpses and returned to his father's side. He set a trap with himself as bait, playing the pig to eat the tiger.

Then he met a man named Wei Ji, his older brother.

Wei Ji was his father's adopted son. His father described him as "pure of heart."

Oh. Pure-hearted people are the easiest to kill.

Wei Ling acted obedient on the surface while secretly plotting how to kill his brother.

Just then, his brother came over, popped a candy into his mouth, and asked with a bright smile if it tasted good. Then he tucked Wei Ling's collar in and reminded him that it was windy outside and he shouldn't sit there too long.

Wei Ling: "..."

Munch, munch. It's pretty good.

He realized his brother really was pure-hearted and was treating him like a poor little white flower.

Buying him snacks, adding a cloak to his wardrobe, feeding him medicinal food, teaching him to read, combing his hair... Wei Ling had never lived such a comfortable life. He couldn't bring himself to kill Wei Ji anymore. He wanted his brother all to himself.

He knew nothing about mortal affairs. He learned a phrase, "stay together forever," but didn't quite understand it, so he went to the street to buy books for reference.

He came home with a pile of little storybooks, and they said they had to do all sorts of things together.

So Wei Ling tried every way he could think of to sleep with his brother.

When his brother woke up, he looked at his innocent, confused little brother for a long moment, then lowered his head and blamed himself. "It's my fault."

Wei Ling secretly wiped the love bug's heat from his fingertips and put on an innocent smile.

What demon lord?

He's just a harmless little white flower.

*

Wei Ji never imagined Wei Ling was a bad person.

He had raised his younger brother with his own hands, teaching him to ride, shoot, read, and mind his manners. He'd watched him grow from skin and bones until he stood half a head taller than himself... Even after Wei Ling slept with him, he only felt guilty for not raising him properly.

Until one day, he saw with his own eyes his helpless, frail younger brother slaughtering his way through a sea of corpses. Turning to the trembling people around him, Wei Ling sneered, "Don't just kneel there. Didn't you want to kill me? Come on."

That's when Wei Ji learned that his younger brother was the demon lord who dominated the Spirit Realm.

Wei Ling had deceived and tricked him. He'd planted more than one love bug in his body and used his soft heart and concern for him to lead him around by the nose.

And Wei Ji had actually fallen for him.

Now the wicked demon lord stood before him, still calling him "Brother."

With nowhere left to run, Wei Ji thought of the deep blood feud he bore. He tried to swallow all the deception and humiliation, hoping his younger brother would soften his heart for him just once, as Wei Ji had once softened his heart for Wei Ling.

But Wei Ling had long since treasured everything about him. He reverently wiped the tears from Wei Ji's eyes and promised, "Brother, I'll give you everything you want."

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Theme: Peace is the greatest blessing.