[GB] There's a Poor Little Dog Here

[Male lead suffers | Female gaze | Second person]

A collection of short stories I've posted before. It's under the same name on RedNote and Lao Fentou.

The content can be upsetting, so please mind the warnings. But don't curse me out. Updates twice a week...

1. After your insecure, disfigured dead husband comes back to life, you have a threesome with him and his past self from ten years ago

2. He was forced into a marriage to bring you good luck, and after you abandon him, he wants to die with you

3. The red dragon who raised you helps you through your oral fixation phase by feeding you with his nipples

4. After your wicked adoptive father is forced to lay eggs for you

5. After your brother catches you looking for a replacement behind his back

6. After your people-pleasing childhood friend services you, he asks what your relationship is now

7. After the handsome school bully is played with by tentacles, he can only seek your comfort

8. A good-for-nothing young thug willingly puts on a cat bell collar

9. After the male lead turns evil because you betrayed him, he tries to keep you from leaving

Recommending my upcoming long-form preorder: Self-Deluded Love, GB

Jiang Yushan, a newly appointed young officer on the criminal investigation team, believes in only two things: the law and atheism.

Until he meets Lian Ping.

A murder in a locked room. The victim's flesh and blood are mangled, the murder weapon is unknown, and the doors and windows are locked.

When the whole team is stumped, the boss's invited "expert" arrives.

She's a young woman wearing Miao clothing.

Lian Ping glances at the corpse and says calmly, "A Gu worm bite."

Jiang Yushan: "...?"

Even more absurdly, the truth turns out to be that the killer bought a Gu worm in advance and made the victim swallow it. The worm then bit its way through its Host's stomach.

Jiang Yushan refuses to believe in the supernatural and remains an atheist, so he starts keeping an eye on this mysterious young woman from the Miao region.

But as he watches her, his heart starts racing and his face and ears turn red.

He fumes, "Did you put a love Gu on me?!"

Lian Ping calmly nods.

Jiang Yushan is furious.

Because of the love Gu, Jiang Yushan finds that the more he looks at Lian Ping, the more he likes her.

She squats at the crime scene, fiddling with bottles and jars he can't make sense of, loose strands of hair falling down. Somehow, he thinks she's kind of cute.

She sits in the cafeteria drinking soup, gasping because it's too spicy, yet stubbornly adding more chili to her bowl. Somehow, he thinks she's kind of cute.

She pores over case files late at night, so tired her head keeps nodding, her eyelashes casting a little shadow under the lamp. Somehow, he even thinks... Hold on.

That Gu worm is way too powerful.

Back at the dorm that night, Jiang Yushan lies in bed, glaring at the ceiling and getting angrier the more he thinks about it.

He rolls over, grabs his phone, and starts searching:

[What are the symptoms of being hit by a love Gu?]

[How do you undo a Miao love Gu?]

[Can you report it to the police after someone puts a Gu on you?]

One morning a few months later, Jiang Yushan is thoroughly ravished by Lian Ping. His whole body aches, while the young woman beside him slowly buttons her clothes.

She looks back at him, her voice calm:

"Oh, I lied. I never put a Gu on you."

Jiang Yushan: "…?"

[Reading Guide]

1. Soft and sweet on the surface, scheming underneath Miao girl x hot-tempered on the surface, pure-hearted underneath criminal investigator

2. One-on-one, happy ending

3. GB, woman on top, no role reversal, size difference, small car pulling a big car

4. Crime-solving with loose logic

Theme: Become strong on your own