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"Tomb Robber Notes" fanfic, Wu Xie x Zhang Qiling, Xiaohua x Heixiazi
My name is Wu Xie, an ordinary antique shop owner.
My biggest worry is not the counterfeit goods that cannot be sold in the shop, nor is it the trap dug by my third uncle, but - Zhang Qiling refuses to sleep with me! (Literally!)
The thing is like this: the shabby house in Yucun is as cold as an ice cellar in winter. I, a good socialist young man who is afraid of the cold and loves brotherhood, sincerely invite my taciturn little brother, whose body temperature is always below freezing point all year round: "Brother, it's cold, how about a squeeze to keep warm?"
The result? He gave me an indifferent look on the back of his head, as if I were inviting him to join us in playing rice dumplings!
Can this be tolerated? In order not to be frozen into a West Lake vinegar fish, I decided to take the initiative! Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, a hungry tiger pounces on his prey... Ah no, it's a hug full of friendship from behind!
As soon as my fingertips touched his painful ribs, before I could feel any pain - "Ding!"
The broken bronze bell on the window sill rang by itself! I was scared to death!
The next second, the world was spinning. I was pushed hard into a hard and cold chest with a strong force!
Zhang Qiling's deep voice exploded above my head, carrying an unquestionable command:
"Don't move."
Then he added:
"I'm keeping watch."
Me: "..." Brother, if you keep vigil all night, what do you mean by treating me like a human-shaped warm baby? Also, this heartbeat is disturbing my ears!
From then on, I lived a life where I was forced to sleep with a "humanoid self-propelled iceberg".
Fatty commented: "Comrade Naive, how can this be brotherhood? You have found a bodyguard with a 24-hour constant temperature (low temperature) to sleep with you! It also comes with an exorcism (bell) function! It's worth it! It's worth it!"
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I wrote it blindly! I wrote it blindly! I wrote it blindly! Sorry for the plot bug! OOC apologizes!
Intention: Work hard on CP and make progress every day