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This is not orthopedics! I wrote "no legal blood relationship"!
Changle Academy, direct train to famous schools? Pooh! It's the "VIP training class of hell on earth" where you can't get enough of it!
My cold and cold brother Ying Xiaoyu was awarded the "First Class in Hell" for the second time. And I, his nominal brother, actually secret admirer and number one die-hard fan - Ying Yifeng, holding the keyboard (low-end version) in hand, vowing to blow up this black shop!
Hell live broadcast:
*Brother (Ying Xiaoyu·Appearance): The dean's royal academic master, he is as pale as a chrysanthemum, and the years are peaceful.
(Inner tsunami): "The rice is so bad that it can send our ancestors away! The instructor is so ugly that he can break through the dimensional wall! ... Only the ghost talisman that Yifeng stuffed in is salvation! He wrote, 'Brother is handsome even in a sack'... This little bastard... Did he do it on purpose???" (The tips of the ears are slightly red)
* Me (Ying Yifeng · Operator): secretly photographed biological and chemical weapons-grade steamed buns! Hidden recording of Instructor Yama's death rap! Frame Xiao Yu's "Blood and Tears Accusation" as a love letter and make it a family heirloom!
(Battle situation): The news will be deleted instantly! Reporters thought I was delusional in adolescence! My biological parents waved the flag and shouted: "The college will win! The dean is my reborn parent!" ... Gan! Are the teammates of this generation mentally retarded by the Academy PUA? ! (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Special skill: Flirting with your brother through the air · Coquettish limited edition!
"Brother Xiao Yu~ If you don't hold back any longer, Yifeng will come riding on the colorful auspicious clouds to steal the bride... Ah, bah, jailbreak!"
"Brother~ Where did they touch you today? Brother, I will curse him from the air! Curse him to be bald!"
"Brother, did you see today's Morse code... Ah no, the little note? That's my... Surging brotherly love!" (Eyes wandering)
... Oops, it seems that the plan and sincerity were packaged and launched? !
Parents' group (continuous high-energy output):
"Take a look! This is my son's report card (specially provided by the college, AI refined version)! The Qingbei Ivy League is vying to extend an olive branch!"
"Talking about abuse? That's called tempering! Do you understand that jade cannot be made into a weapon if it is not polished?"
"Shut down? Don't even think about it! We, a group of millions of parents, wrote letters overnight to protect us! The dean is a beacon in the education world!"
As a result, a sugar-coated nuclear bomb-level counterattack detonated:
Brother Xiao Yu (Best Actor from Hell): Used his IQ to walk the tightrope among perverts, collected mountains of ironclad evidence, and analyzed the "gold content of love" behind each of Yifeng's "flirtations" frame by frame (scientific research spirit max).
Yifeng Wo (the strongest brother control on the surface): Incarnate as a cyber ghost + reality 007 (youth version), outsmart his parents, and forcefully block the entire network, just to bring Brother Xiao Yu and the truth out of hell!
Ultimate KPI:
1. Destroy this cannibal cave! The dean and the instructor were packed up and thrown into the prison to sing "Tears Behind Bars"!
2. Paste the black material through the center of the earth! Let the group of mentally retarded parents perform a pupil earthquake!
3. The top priority: get Brother Xiao Yu back! Then... Lock him with my "chain" (love)! Forever and ever!
Question: Is it exciting to be in the high-pressure hell with the cold and cold sworn brother ()?
Ying Yifeng replied: Thank you for the invitation, I just hacked into the academy system. Thank you for your good looks and support, and you can survive and fall in love! We are brothers, so let's tear down hell into ashes together (and by the way, upgrade our brotherhood to work with a certificate)!
[Pseudo-Orthopedics + Hell Academy + Sand Sculpture Darkness + Extreme Survival + Secret Love Comes True]
Watch how the crazy brother-controlling brother (Ying Yifeng) x the sultry brother (Ying Xiaoyu) uses "love letters" to break the "chains" and tamper with the "hardcore" brotherhood into love in the hell on earth!
Food Guide
1V1 HE! (Unrelated legal brothers)! The blade is coated in icing sugar and set with sugar diamonds!
Daily life in the academy: Depressing and hilarious, the mental state is beautiful and fragrant!
Emotional line: Extreme push and pull in a high-pressure environment, sharing weal and woe, gossip and survival guide!
The core secret: Blow up the academy! Steal my brother! Fall in love! Both are indispensable!
Purpose: Oppose evil and uphold justice