Gao Ling was tired of her life as a villain, so she decided to turn over a new leaf and land a stable government job. She dove headfirst into the Seventh Branch of the Special Investigation Bureau to coast through the workday and get her body treated.
She set her sights on the bureau's doctor and forced him into a partnership, offering everything from medical treatment to breeding services.
Gao Ling: "Doctor Fu, my egg-laying function is malfunctioning. If you can't fix it, that's medical malpractice."
Fu Yan: "..."
Gao Ling: "Doctor Fu, you seem exceptionally gifted. Why not become my breeding partner and help me hatch an egg? I'll put the KPI under your name."
Fu Yan: "..."
When word got out:
The long-suffering snake demon, exploited mercilessly, was quietly heartbroken. "...So I'm just a tool?"
The rich young master, with more money than he knew what to do with, waved his card and yelled, "Name your price! I'll buy a VIP egg-hatching slot!"
Her unhinged ex-boyfriend sent over a crematorium discount coupon in the middle of the night. "Last time, I didn't make the fire hot enough. This time, I'll light it myself..."
One day, Gao Ling came across their confession texts and forwarded a message to the whole group: [Keep flirting and I'll block you.]
And yet, when life and death hung in the balance, every one of these idiots showed up.
The doctor fed her his own flesh, the snake demon sacrificed his child and gave her his cultivation, the young master fought on with barely any health left, and even the ex-boyfriend who hated her most came to help...
Looking at the handsome men bleeding all over the ground, she began offering end-of-life comfort. "I know you all like me. I promise that once you're dead, I'll turn you into a four-piece bedding set and take turns enjoying you all year round. Fair deal, right?"
In truth, Gao Ling just wanted to lie flat, but some people were downright unreasonable...
Who barges in to cause trouble while she's in the middle of a thorough inspection?
She said, "Get out."
Those few ignored her, chattering over one another, and even joined forces to drag Fu Yan to the floor.
Fu Yan was beside himself with embarrassment and frustration. Gritting his teeth, he said, "You... why are you pulling me? She's... got me pinned..."
Gao Ling spoke again. "Let go of him. Get out."
The others obeyed, leaving reluctantly.
Fu Yan laughed in fury. "Captain Gao, your beekeeping operation is quite sizable..."
Gao Ling raised an eyebrow. "Is it?"
Fu Yan: "..."
She activated egg-laying mode.
Fu Yan looked mortified. "...Why... do I have to be the one on the bottom...?"
She nodded. "You can be on top, too."
Fu Yan almost believed her. A trace of vulnerability crossed his brow as he gritted his teeth and said, "...You really are a... scoundrel..."
She replied coolly, "Thanks for the compliment."
PS:
1. Nobody here is a good person, and every one of them has their own tricks. The heroine is at the very top in combat ability. She's usually aloof, but ruthless when she gets serious.
The male leads are powerful, but act humble only around the heroine, and all want an official relationship. It starts as 1i and develops into 4i, not a harem, with a series of 1v1 relationships.
2. Strong female lead, not chaste; the men are virgins. This isn't pure romance. There are many male leads, but no cheating. Gender-bender, with scenes where the men suffer, but no redemption arc. The heroine will simply forcefully bundle the male leads up and take them home.
The female supporting characters include chaotic good, chaotic evil, and true neutral types. None are chaste, and not all are gender-benders. A pure-hearted male supporting character may undergo a BG-to-GB transformation...
The heroine and the supporting characters may fight one moment and cooperate the next. There are no eternal enemies; everyone puts self-interest first.
3. The heroine feeds on evil spirits, her true form is a strange creature, and she is tentacle-based. She lays eggs through her Burning Life Touch.
4. The male leads are not intersex. They are men, through and through!!!
5. A cold, domineering, exceptionally powerful strange creature bent on reproduction X a gentle, mysterious doctor X a snake demon who loves helping other strange creatures but is constantly exploited X an unhinged, sweet-on-the-outside ex-boyfriend X a cool, arrogant rich young master X and more...
Theme: Work hard, and may life be safe and smooth
Haha, I have the same aesthetics as the heroine, I don't like Sao
I still like Flower of the High Mountain haha, Dr. Fu should always stay like this and don't become inferior, okay?
Author, where are you?
[Purple Sugar] Dr. Fu of kswl has made progress, just waiting for Captain Gao
I want to see Dr. Fu [Huang Xin][Huang Xin][Huang Xin]
[Purple Sugar] kswl [Orange Sugar] I had it. I wanted to see how Dr. Fu felt the pain afterwards but couldn't bear it, hissing, hissing, hissing. Hey, did the boss's precious eggs slip through the net and be hidden in Dr. Fu's belly?
Qiangqiang is more tense haha
The wallpaper must be Dr. Fu [Huang Xin]
The writing is so touching, unlike what I can see in JJ. It reminds me of my old friend... You must go down a wrong path 🥺
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Candy] finally arrived, waiting for your dear one~[Panda Head][Panda Head][Panda Head]