A love story between a funny guy and a punk.
1v1 true love. No NTR, and no nice guy getting stuck with someone else's leftovers!
Chi Yang was walking down the street when a green-haired guy with asymmetrical bangs stopped him. He had a classic punk hairstyle, a graffiti T-shirt, and tight blue jeans.
So tacky. What an eyesore.
Then Chi Yang looked down and met a pair of moist, adorable eyes. He froze.
How could a face like that go with an outfit like this? It had to be cosplay.
Chi Yang hesitated, wondering whether to ask for his contact information.
But the green-haired guy looked up at him with tears in his eyes. "I'm pregnant. It's your baby. What do we do?"
Before he could even be shocked by the idea of having a child out of wedlock, Chi Yang's eyes widened. Then he narrowed them. "You can get pregnant?"
The green-haired guy nodded with difficulty.
"The hospital's right up ahead. Go see a neurologist." Chi Yang immediately backed away three steps.
So it wasn't cosplay. He really was a crazy punk!
Chi Yang was about to shove him away, but the guy with the asymmetrical bangs looked frail and was freakishly strong.
"Do you hate me now?" The guy's eyes welled up, drawing sidelong glances from passersby.
"You! I don't even know you!"
"You said you'd take responsibility for me."
More people gathered around, pointing at Chi Yang and whispering.
"I will! Keep your voice down." Chi Yang grimaced and pulled him aside.
The punk's eyes brimmed with tears. "You have to keep your word."
Chi Yang looked away. "Of course. But I'm a little busy right now. Come find me later."
The innocent green-haired guy believed him. "Okay. Can I have your phone number? I'll come find you."
"Sure." Chi Yang handed over a number.
Of course, it was fake. He'd written down his student ID.
Only when his parents dragged him over to Qi Jianqing did he see the little nutcase peeking at him from behind a group of tall, fearsome bodyguards.
"The number you gave me last time was wrong. I looked for you for ages."
"Heh..." Chi Yang grimaced.
Hadn't it only been two days?
Even his parents said, "Xiao Chi, you can't be a man who refuses to take responsibility."
"I don't know him. What does this have to do with me... Mmph." Before he could finish, they covered his mouth and bundled him off to the punk with asymmetrical bangs' house.
Chi Yang looked at Qi Jianqing, cowering fearfully in the corner of the bed, and threatened him in a harsh voice. "If you can't give birth, I'll make sure you regret it."
Some time later, Qi Jianqing's belly really did grow. Chi Yang was even more furious, grinding his back teeth. "You actually expected me to raise someone else's kid?"
Chi Yang shoved him into a corner and gripped Qi Jianqing's chin as he tried not to cry. Through clenched teeth, he demanded, "Tell me, when did you put horns on my head?"
Also known as: "Men Can Get Pregnant? Do You Think I'm an Idiot?" "Forget It, I Got a Pretty Wife for Free" "Actually, He's Kind of Cute" "Wait, You Really Are Pregnant?" "Fine, Men Can Get Pregnant, But Why Am I the One Being Cheated On?" "Just Wait Till I Catch Your Lover"
Paranoid Earthling Chi Yang x adorable, scheming alien Qi Jianqing
Theme: Humans and plants can be together too.