[One-on-one | Straight, macho uke x pretentious green-tea seme | Handsome seme and uke, no swapping or reversing roles]
Jiang Yuan, a small-town exam ace, had one big dream: to marry a kind, thoughtful wife in the big city and reach the pinnacle of life.
Reality, however, was cruel. Though Jiang Yuan was handsome, he had poor social skills and was a chauvinist. He had been single since birth for over twenty years and had never even held anyone's hand.
Then one day, Jiang Yuan got bound to a "Flirt Simulator."
[Jiang Yuan: Intelligence 4, Stamina 3, Charm 2, Money 1]
[Are you still frustrated with your life? Still troubled that no one is pursuing you? Complete flirtatious missions, become everyone's heartthrob, and gain everything!]
Jiang Yuan accepted the missions in a daze and carefully completed them, only to discover... Why was a bunch of men gathering around him?
From then on, his older boss stopped trying to make him his son-in-law and became an aggressive suitor instead. The pure, innocent streamer next door found every excuse to move in with Jiang Yuan. A cold and aloof senior lowered his pride and demanded to know why Jiang Yuan had deceived his feelings...
Almost every man turned out to be gay. Every little thing Jiang Yuan did tugged at their hearts, and they pounced on him like hungry wolves, leaving him with a massive headache.
He couldn't fake his way through it. If he broke character, the System would wipe out all his savings!
Work was exhausting enough already. Now he also had to deal with this battle of men competing for him. Why couldn't the Earth just explode?
Only his childhood friend, Xu Zhenting, seemed normal.
No matter how scandalously Jiang Yuan played the irresistible heartthrob, Xu Zhenting remained steadfastly devoted to him.
Jiang Yuan couldn't help confiding in Xu Zhenting about the Simulator.
He thought Xu Zhenting wouldn't believe him, but Xu Zhenting said, "Xiao Yuan can practice being everyone's heartthrob on me, or use me as a shield! If you get an official boyfriend, the others will know when to back off, right? Xiao Yuan, feel free to make use of me!"
Xu Zhenting was handsome and kind, always did whatever Jiang Yuan said, and kept the whole household in perfect order. If only his gender were different, he would make Jiang Yuan a wonderful "wife."
Watching Xu Zhenting cook in an apron, Jiang Yuan shook his head regretfully as he unlocked the character affinity panel. To his surprise, besides those three men, Xu Zhenting's information was listed there too.
Xu Zhenting's affection had been maxed out from the very beginning, and his score was a hundred times higher than everyone else's!
Jiang Yuan panicked and tremblingly opened Xu Zhenting's character tags:
[Hopeless romantic] [Househusband] [Green tea] [Dark and obsessive] [Adept at disguise]
[Character's obsession: Baby Jiang Yuan can only belong to me! If he keeps going after other people, I'll break his legs!]
[! The System advises the Host to approach this NPC with caution. Be careful, or you'll end up locked away in a little black room!]
Reader's guide: A lighthearted, funny story with Xu Zhenting as the one and only official partner. The feelings are mutual.
Theme: The person you love is your strongest support
