I Bragged on a Cultivation Forum and Transmigrated

This novel will be available for purchase starting November 27. The first 23 chapters will become paid chapters, so if you've already read them, please be careful not to buy them again~ I'll try to squeeze in an update of ten thousand characters over the next couple of days.

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Yan Qinghuai found a cultivation forum app on his phone. Thinking that everyone else was just role-playing cultivators on the forum, he waved his sleeve and began surfing the cultivation forum too.

On the forum, he let loose without a care, showing off so shamelessly that a crowd of cultivators mistook him for a mighty cultivator who was fond of young cultivators.

He told immortal cultivators stories about his three thousand years on the path to enlightenment. He offered demon cultivators advice (bad advice) and plans (terrible plans). On a post by a beast cultivator, he declared that he wanted to touch their fluffy true form. He even asked ghost cultivators whether it would be more exciting to hit them with a spiritual artifact loaded with glutinous rice...

After Yan Qinghuai let himself go on the forum, he became a role model to immortal cultivators, with his name displayed on the immortal cultivator board's honor wall. He also became a thorn in the side of demon cultivators, earning the top spot on their most-wanted list.

That was all well and good, but Yan Qinghuai also found himself a pitiful little online partner on the cultivation forum: Xie Tianlan.

Xie Tianlan was reserved and shy, but so earnest he was adorable.

Every day, Yan Qinghuai made sure to show up under Xie Tianlan's posts and tease him.

Perhaps Yan Qinghuai had done too many bad things on the forum, because one night of thunder and lightning, he transmigrated.

Only then did Yan Qinghuai realize that his online friends were actually cultivating for real.

The demon cultivators who wanted him dead were real.

And the pitiful little darling he had teased every day was real, too.

Yan Qinghuai, who felt like a thoroughly wicked person and was also incredibly fragile: ...

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After transmigrating, Yan Qinghuai discovered that the world was one giant boomerang. A bunch of demon, beast, and ghost cultivators seemed to have caught his scent and were coming after him, plotting to find Old Ancestor Qingzhun and take their revenge.

It was a spectacular display of making an example of someone to scare the rest.

Yan Qinghuai, who was both the chicken and the monkey in question, silently wiped away his cold sweat. Was there anyone who could turn back time so he could delete all the stuff he'd bragged about online?

Luckily, Yan Qinghuai was blessed with good luck. He latched onto a powerful cultivator and managed to escape danger time and time again. He firmly believed that although the big shot was cold, his heart was warm. He would do his best to be a good little accessory clinging to the big shot's leg!

Yan Qinghuai thought the first step to getting along with the big shot was finding out his real name. "Big shot, may I ask what your name is?"

The big shot's expression was cool and indifferent. "Xie Tianlan."

Yan Qinghuai: "..." His pitiful little online crush was actually this strong? If he confessed everything now, would he be chopped into mincemeat? Who was trying to get him killed!

A little scene after Yan Qinghuai is rescued:

Yan Qinghuai held Xie Tianlan's hand and said earnestly, "Big shot, your hand is so pale and cold. You must be..."

Xie Tianlan: "Yes, I..." am not human.

Yan Qinghuai: "You must be in poor health, with a lack of qi and blood. That's why your hands and feet are so cold!"

Xie Tianlan: "?"

A not-so-serious cultivation novel. He transmigrates right at the beginning, and there will be some forum content from before he transmigrated!

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Overpowered ghost gong x sarcastic shou with a white-knight complex

The following are upcoming novels. Please add them to your collections, dear readers

● Shou protagonist, "The Tenth Year After My Love Rival Died": After his upright, honorable love rival becomes a male ghost, he gives up evil and returns to the right path.

◆ Gong protagonist, "[Quick Transmigration] The Professional Pickup Service for Loser Cannon Fodder Gongs": Unloved puppies will naturally find someone to love them. First come, first served.

● Shou protagonist, "[Full-Dive] The Cultivation Game": In a game you can't log out of until you ascend, who actually enjoys all that grinding and spending? Whale gong x grinding-machine shou.

◆ Gong protagonist, "The Dragon-Proud Hero's Lackey Quits": Reborn Dragon-Proud Hero gong x cannon-fodder lackey shou.

Theme: Watch what you say and do, and cherish your good reputation.