[Completed 2026-02-25. The text has undergone extensive revisions. Please support the official release, mwah~]
A gentle, innocent top who knows nothing about modern high technology x an abstract-minded office worker bottom who dreams of a nine-to-five job but is forced to work around the clock
What's it like to teach modern technology to a being from who knows how many thousands of years ago?
Wu Nianfeng is finding out, because he's been haunted by a ghost.
Wu Nianfeng: Coffee grounds aren't meant to be eaten raw!
Wu Nianfeng: Don't touch that carelessly. The hot water will burn you.
Wu Nianfeng: Could you pour this white sugar into his cup for me? Thanks.
The very good-natured Yi Ziyan smiles and nods, then helps Wu Nianfeng trip up the people he dislikes.
In return, Wu Nianfeng is kept in line by this ghost, who's a thousand years older than him.
After getting injured on a mission and returning to rest, he finds a nagging ghost by his ear.
Yi Ziyan: Good boy, eat first.
Yi Ziyan: The doctor said you can't have snacks. Hold out a little longer.
Yi Ziyan: Have some fruit, it's good for you. No more gaming tonight. Be good.
For a while, Wu Nianfeng thinks the other is just a wandering ghost. Then, when he runs into a strange creature on a mission, the creature that had been so fearsome an instant ago suddenly trembles like a leaf and drops to its knees: My lord, I was wrong.
Teammate behind him: When did the captain get to know that thing?
Wu Nianfeng: You did this, didn't you?! Who are you, anyway?
Yi Ziyan, looking guilty: Well... I just hold a minor... position.
Only later does Wu Nianfeng discover that the ghost who's been with him for several months was once a divine lord, second only to the Supreme Deity in the divine realm.
Because Yi Ziyan isn't human, he always seems distant to Wu Nianfeng, as if nothing can interest him. Even after they confirm their relationship, he remains chaste and restrained.
Wu Nianfeng often thinks the other will always be this way. Only after Yi Ziyan gets hurt and stops hiding his emotions does Wu Nianfeng understand one thing.
This man wants to eat his fill the moment he opens his mouth!
◎ One-on-one, both leads are each other's first and only.
◎ No switching roles.
Theme: Live for yourself and be true to who you are
"No one is so qualified" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ This is very unsound 💔
Finished spreading flowers [spreading flowers] [spreading flowers] Thank you to heaven, thank you to the earth, and thank you for your hard work~
Brothers, friends and brothers (bushi)
I suddenly feel like a human being and still feel a little uncomfortable 🐶
The elder brother suddenly found that his younger brother's eyes no longer looked like he wanted to beat him 🐶
Youth has no price, I elbow my brother in the New Year (bushi)
This time, I want to take back everything that knows me 🐶
The New Year will still favor you 🐶
This is not allowed to increase wages for children 🐶
It's obvious that I really like this gift, I'm so excited 🐶