Thanks for asking. I’ve just transmigrated and I’m making money. The System’s a little twisted and wants me to play a seductress, but I’m game.
Su Ziru transmigrated into a general in a melodramatic novel. The original owner had been utterly loyal, only to have the king, Yu Heyun, declare that traitors deserved to die. She was tortured to death and left to rot in the wilderness.
*
When Su Ziru arrived, Yu Heyun was still an innocent young man. “If you help me, General, I promise I’ll never betray you.”
The System spoke up: You’ve been bound to the “Dare to Be a Bottom? Come On In” livestream. Play a seductress and you’ll get all kinds of goodies!
Looking at the still-green Yu Heyun, Su Ziru smiled.
Heh. You said it yourself.
*
It didn’t take long for Yu Heyun to realize something was off about Su Ziru.
He took Yu Heyun’s hand and placed it against his soft chest, obediently telling him that he’d remained chaste and faithful to Yu Heyun, and only needed a steady persona.
Then he’d throw himself into someone else’s arms, spending Yu Heyun’s money, sneaking around behind his back or fooling around right in front of him, again and again.
Yu Heyun was green with rage, but he didn’t dare risk asking if Su Ziru’s feelings were genuine. All he could do was silently copy out the Book of Male Virtue.
He told his loyal guard that he couldn’t live without the virile essence of a virgin like him, coaxing him to cross the line again and again. Yet he kept waking up in different men’s beds, while making the guard stand watch outside all night.
The guard was more than happy to play along. Even knowing he was being deceived, his greatest transgression was staring at Su Ziru’s lips from the shadows.
In front of all the civil and military officials, he sat on the emperor’s lap. “Your Majesty really wore me out last night. How about dismissing a couple of officials I hate to spice things up? Then confiscate their homes and give me all the embezzled money! Otherwise, I’ll take off my clothes and give Your Majesty a show!”
The emperor called him outrageous, then let him do as he pleased. He knew Su Ziru was exaggerating on purpose, but still lost sleep staring at his portrait.
He crooked a finger at the general’s nephew and tricked him into emptying his coffers with just a few words, all for the sake of a smile.
Within days, every official was on edge. Going to court felt like walking through the gates of hell. They were afraid Su Ziru would come, and just as afraid he wouldn’t.
Rumors spread: General Su was a femme fatale, born to wreak havoc on people’s hearts and manipulate the court.
Meanwhile, the comments were going wild~
【That’s just how our Su is: so frivolous, so wicked, so insatiable. I’m the one who trained him!】
【Our Su’s waters are like wine, growing richer and more fragrant with age. Don’t ask what kind of water yet.】
【At least Su Su is willing to take your money. It’s not as if he didn’t let you touch him. Don’t act like a victim after getting what you wanted. There’s a line behind you, you know.】
【Is Little Su really such a pure, innocent boy who doesn’t care about money? Is he a Platonist? Doesn’t he have each other up high and someone waiting below?】
Viewer [I’m Not Su Ziru’s Biggest Fan] tipped: Heart-shaped belly tattoo sticker ×1
Viewer [Freshly Squeezed Ziru Spring] tipped: Massage stone ×3
Viewer [Our Su Could Poison the Snow, and I’d Die for Him in Tears] tipped: Spicy little whip ×9
*
Later, the new emperor ascended the throne, but Su Ziru was nowhere to be seen.
No one knew that somewhere, he was pinned beneath someone on a couch, his expression unchanged.
The other man’s voice was hoarse. “Su Ziru, do you even know how to cry?”
Su Ziru laughed recklessly. “The full experience? That costs extra.”
All the love interests are virgins, and there are probably eight of them.
Is eight too few?
Theme: The stars shine on those who keep moving, and time rewards those who persevere
Sorry, there are too many things going on recently. I will update tomorrow. I will come back and update steadily after my visit to the hospital is over. I am very sorry to everyone.
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Happy birthday week! [Please]
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Updated at 8 o'clock every day, there may be a one-day break on Wednesday. You are welcome to leave comments about the reward props you want to see under this comment or this comment. I will refer to what is written in it.
Is there no update today?
Ouch, my head hurts so much. I have to go to sleep first. I'll see when I get up tomorrow [make me healthy]
According to this progress, I should be able to update it at two o'clock in the morning.
Sorry, there are too many things going on recently. I will update tomorrow. I will come back and update steadily after my visit to the hospital is over. I am very sorry to everyone.
AI lock seal, you win, I don't have any strength or means anymore
Happy birthday week! [Please]
It's so delicious to catch up on a chapter after writing the thesis [Sunglasses]
Is there any update tonight? [Come on]
Rolls-Royce [Poor] The next chapter is locked...
Updated at 8 o'clock every day, there may be a one-day break on Wednesday. You are welcome to leave comments about the reward props you want to see under this comment or this comment. I will refer to what is written in it.
Is there no update today?
Ouch, my head hurts so much. I have to go to sleep first. I'll see when I get up tomorrow [make me healthy]
According to this progress, I should be able to update it at two o'clock in the morning.