The Wicked Treacherous Minister's Nanny Livestream

Thanks for asking. I just transmigrated and am having a meal at the villain's house. The System is kind of twisted and wants me to play the seducer, but I'm into it.

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Su Ziru transmigrated into a dog-blooded novel as a general who was abused in body and soul.

The original owner only wanted peace for the realm, devoted himself heart and soul to serving his country and people, and won countless military honors. In the end, all he got was the ruler Yu Heyun declaring, "Traitorous ministers must be executed." He was sliced to death and left exposed in the wilderness.

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When he transmigrated, Yu Heyun was still innocent and kind. "General, if you help me, I will never let you down."

The System spoke: You have been bound to the "If You Dare, Be a Bottom" livestream. Complete missions for great rewards. Come and see!

Looking at the still-naive Yu Heyun, Su Ziru smiled. "Sure."

Heh heh. You said it yourself.

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At court.

When his political enemies once again offered slander after repeatedly framing him and plotting against him:

He held one enemy's jade belt and smiled. "You said you'd serve two generations of rulers. I thought you had plenty of experience, but you're only this good? You're pretty small down there, too."

The enemy called in sick and didn't dare attend court the next day.

When an official historian took bribes, deliberately cut down his achievements, and then tried to turn the tables on him:

He breathed in the upright historian's ear. "You've established your aloof, incorruptible image, but I'm still missing one. Can you help me out?"

The historian requested three years of seclusion to compile books.

When the officials of the entire court denounced him and called him a traitor:

In front of everyone, he said to the emperor, "Your Majesty really doesn't know how to spoil me. Why not dismiss those two officials I can't stand to cheer me up? And confiscate their estates and give me all the ill-gotten money! It's fine, I'm happy to be called a femme fatale who brings down kingdoms! That's a compliment!"

The emperor called him outrageous, yet indulged his antics. He knew Su Ziru was deliberately exaggerating, but still lost sleep staring at his portrait.

Within days, every official, civil and military, was on edge. Going to court was like walking through the gates of hell. They were afraid Su Ziru would come, and afraid he wouldn't.

Rumor had it: When General Su opens his eyes, straight men weep. When General Su raises his brows, tough men tremble.

Meanwhile, the livestream comments were flooding in~

[Our Su is just that beautiful, that wicked, that impossible to satisfy. I trained him myself!]

[Our Su is a good boy. I swear he's only a little bad. Have you thanked him for tricking you out of your feelings and money?]

[What are you all babbling about? Su Su, it's normal for you to lose interest after seeing what I can do!! I'm a capable husband, after all!]

[Is little Su really a good boy? Is this a platonic relationship? Weren't we supposed to raise our heads and see each other, and lower them and see each other in the afterlife?]

Viewer [I'm Not Su Ziru's Bottom] tipped: Heart-Shaped Abdominal Tattoo Sticker x1

Viewer [Fresh-Squeezed Ziru Spring] tipped: Bedtime Companion Jade Wand x3

Viewer [Our Su Poisons the Snow, and I'll Die for Love in Tears] tipped: Heart-Shaped Little Whip x9

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Later, the new emperor ascended the throne, but Su Ziru was nowhere to be seen.

No one knew that somewhere, he was being locked in a dungeon, yet remained calm and composed.

The person holding him there spoke hoarsely. "Su Ziru, can you even cry?"

Su Ziru laughed without restraint. "In my line of work, the biggest taboo is catching real feelings~"

Theme: The stars don't ask who travels by night, and time never lets down those who put their hearts into it.