My Husband Might Be Nonhuman

【A nonhuman top who desperately wants to be normal × a human bottom who isn't normal and lives in his own world, a total stalker】 An aggressively one-sided ship. They're a perfect match, each in their own little rut. In big, bold letters: The bottom really is a pervert, and only toward the top. The top enjoys every minute of it. If that bothers you, don't listen to anyone who says, “This book isn't what you think.” Run, and don't look back! 【Man on the second floor holding up a sign.jpg】 【Blurb】 Fu Ce loves traveling through the universe. The day he landed on Blue Star, the humans were celebrating the New Year. He was fascinated that a life-form could earnestly celebrate its planet completing an orbit, and decided to learn more about humans by immersing himself in their society and experiencing what it was like to be one. He was kind to others and obeyed the law. But one day, he felt someone touch the hand that was his true form: the doorknob of his house. Humans call people who enter without permission thieves. Thieves are bad people. Fu Ce decided to uphold the law, so he let the thief inside, intending to wait until he could eat him. But after entering, the human didn't rummage through his intestines. Instead, he went straight to his stomach, quickly cooked him a meal, and left. He kept doing this for days on end. Fu Ce was deeply moved. Was this what humans called a bond? The man was such a good person. According to the literature Fu Ce had read, this kind of silent, selfless giving was called pure love. This human loved him! Wen Zhaoshu was a pervert. He had a crush on his handsome neighbor, Fu Ce. He often spied on him and fantasized about him every night. He decided to use his identity as a food streamer to become the neighbor's secret kitchen fairy. Unfortunately, his neighbor's front door was always locked, and Wen Zhaoshu couldn't get inside. But perverts have their ways. Wen Zhaoshu eventually managed to copy the neighbor's key, and from then on, he pretended to bump into him at the cafe during the day and went over to cook him three dishes and a soup before the neighbor got off work at night. Maybe all that following him around took too much energy. Wen Zhaoshu found himself exhausted every time he got home from his neighbor's place, and all he wanted to do was crawl into bed. One day, he finally overslept. He was still so tired, but Wen Zhaoshu nevertheless snuck in to eat the dinner his neighbor had made for him. The next day, when he came to his senses, he realized he had used his electric scooter key to open the neighbor's front door. Suspicious, he went back and tried it again. It really did work. And it wasn't just his scooter key: as long as it was him, even a single instant noodle could pick the lock. Wen Zhaoshu began to question his life. “...There's something wrong with you.” 【Bonus scene】 “Mr. Fu, you just got a one-year visa for Huaguo. Are you sure you want to change it to a hundred-year visa?” Fu Ce smiled brightly. “Yes, please.” The employee at the Alien Administration Bureau headquarters held a red seal in one hand. “May I ask why? Previously, the longest you stayed anywhere seems to have been thirty years in the Centaurus system.” Fu Ce smiled even more brightly. “Because I've fallen in love with a human! And that human loves me too!” The employee was surprised, then smiled. “Congratulations!” Fu Ce grew a little bashful. “He secretly follows me around every day. He watches me at work and even when I eat lunch. He hides nearby and keeps his eyes on me.” The employee's smile froze. “Huh? Isn't that stalking?” Fu Ce: “He even stole our house key. Every day before I get off work, he comes to touch my stomach.” The employee: He breaks into your house too?! Fu Ce blushed bright red. “Every night, he watches me change clothes in front of the window. I can smell his happy pheromones.” Fu Ce: “I think this is what you humans call a bond.” Next book, coming soon Rabbits are gentle, adorable creatures that love to eat carrots. Bai Zhuanghan pulls out his police badge and issues a stern warning: That's a lie. Don't be fooled by its cute design. This creature holds grudges, is petty, has a terrible temper, and must be fed timothy hay with alfalfa. After working three days straight, Bai Zhuanghan finally caught a murderer. He got home, collapsed onto the carpet without even taking a shower, and fell into a deep sleep. When he opened his eyes, he found a naked young man sprawled across his chest. Bai Zhuanghan questioned his entire existence. Had he died on the job? The young man woke at the noise, rubbed his bleary eyes, then slapped him across the face, sounding annoyed. “Human, there's no hay left. Why didn't you buy more?” A furry sensation brushed against Bai Zhuanghan's hand. The young man turned around, revealing a round, light-brown rabbit tail that had no business being on a human body. After a moment of panic, Bai Zhuanghan realized something terrifying: his lop-eared rabbit had turned into a person. And the rabbit told him something even more terrifying. “The owner of the myna upstairs is dead. You were gone for three days, and I heard the myna calling for help. Go save her now.” Bai Zhuanghan had no time to figure out whether he was dreaming. He immediately went upstairs to check. As he stood outside the door, his expression turned grim. He could smell the stench of a corpse beginning to rot. The Tianqiaoshan Branch of the Changshan City Public Security Bureau is the last place anyone in criminal investigation wants to work. The locals are simple and honest, and the area is a breeding ground for criminals. Whenever Bai Zhuanghan goes to a meeting, people see him and say, “Gotham's sent someone over.” But then, one day, things suddenly started getting better. A child slept soundly in her arms, while the kidnapper wore a look of tender affection and secretly rejoiced at the fortune she was about to make. Suddenly, a handsome young man pointed at her and shouted, “The child in her arms is stolen!” Following the trail, Bai Zhuanghan uncovered a major gang trafficking people across provincial borders. A nameless corpse entombed in concrete, a serial killer stalking people on their night runs, a sanitation worker carrying a knife who was attacked himself... Every mystery was traced back to its source and solved in a matter of days. 【Bonus scene】 After his shower, Bai Zhuanghan picked up a copy of The Illustrated Guide to Decomposition and pretended to read. When he heard the bathroom door slide open, his whole body tensed. After a flurry of hurried footsteps, a soft, warm body climbed all over him, using both hands and feet. Bai Zhuanghan shut his eyes and waited for death, raising both hands above his head in surrender. “Humans and rabbits aren't the same. We have limits in that department. If you squeeze me dry, I won't work properly anymore.” Yun Luo, flushed from head to toe by the rabbit's special time, said, “What are you babbling about?” Theme: You and I were made for each other