Gentle, sickly and his irritable weasel husband
When Li Xun was born, Taoist priests said that his horoscopes were too weak and his fate was withered, and he might not live to adulthood.
As a result, his parents have been looking sad all day, but Li Xunsheng himself has accepted his long-term illness well. He has been clear-tempered and calm since he was a child, and he still takes it seriously. Every day he lives is worth living.
However, one day he got lost on his way to school and was led back to the right path by a weasel. When he thought he was saved, he saw the weasel stood up and asked him with a smile: "Child, do you think I look like a human or a god?"
The good boy Li Xunsheng didn't know what a human god was, but this yellow weasel saved him. He remembered the teacher's words of praise in class today, and he copied the teacher's praise in a warm voice, "I think you look like a good student."
The yellow weasel's face changed again and again, and he only said "Just wait for me" through gritted teeth.
From then on, the yellow weasel followed him. Every time Li Xunsheng took out his pen and started writing homework, the yellow weasel would mutter beside him.
"You ruined my Taoism, please pay for it!"
Li Xunsheng coughed twice, "Okay, I won't live long, you can do whatever you want by then."
When he was in junior high school, his dormitory was built on a mass grave. The yellow weasel kicked away the evil things that were intruding on Li Xunsheng in his dreams, and said fiercely to Li Xunsheng: "If you die, you will have to work for me for ten more years!"
Li Xunsheng's face flushed, "Okay, work more."
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Wei Shengyan is the most promising Huangxian in the family. He has been transformed by heaven and earth and can go out to seek a title at the age of one hundred.
It is said that the most talkative person in Lijia Village is Li Xunsheng. Wei Shengyan followed Li Xunsheng for half a month, and after helping him get rid of countless spirits who wanted to suck his essence, he confirmed that this rumor was correct.
But Li Xunsheng gave the wrong answer, and Wei Shengyan failed to seek a seal. When he was looking for someone to vent his anger on, he found that someone always made trouble for Li Xunsheng before he did. Wei Shengyan was very unhappy, and thought he had to see how unlucky this person could be.
Later, after rescuing many people, Wei Shengyan had a sudden impulse to settle accounts and discovered that Li Xunsheng owed him eighteen hundred years of work.
It took him 1,800 years to become an immortal through cultivation, but he just happened to be impatient with his parents urging him to warm up his nest. Wei Shengyan hugged him and thought, don't humans all say that a life-saving favor should be given with one's body? Li Xunsheng should have promised him more than a hundred times.
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After graduating from college, Li Xunsheng did not stay in the big city to work. He returned to his hometown because there were rumors in the village that his family had a very effective Baojiaxian, and his life was pretty good.
After sending away the little girl who was fascinated by the wandering spirit, Li Xunsheng lay back on the recliner, breathing heavily.
Suddenly there was a loud shout in the room: "Fuck! How dare that hedgehog lie to me! What Poria cocos are about to become sperms? This is obviously cassava!"
Wei Sheng Yan walked out of the house angrily and wanted to settle the score. When he saw Li Xun Sheng was not wearing anything, he immediately started to curse. He neatly wrapped up Li Xun Sheng, "You get sick when you blow it and fall down when you touch it. You don't know how to pay attention. You are waiting for me to serve you every day."
Intention: Never abandon, never give up