My Crush Is an Alien Creature

[The external attack of a person who is not a human but wants to be a normal person. The yinshishou of a person who is a human but not a normal person] The thick arrow CP is a carrot with a pit Capital letters and bold: Shou is a true pervert, and only attacks perverts, and only enjoys it. As for Lei, don't listen to anyone saying "This is not what you think", run away, run away without looking back! [Man holding placard on the second floor. Jpg] Copywriting Fu Ce likes space travel. On the day he landed on Blue Star, humans were celebrating the New Year, and there were living creatures so seriously celebrating that their planet had completed a revolution. He became very interested in humans and determined to go deep into human society and experience how to be a human being. He is kind to others and abides by the law, but one day, he feels someone touching his real hand - the doorknob of the house. Human beings call people who come in uninvited like thieves, and thieves are bad people. Fu Ce was determined to uphold the law, so he let the thief in and waited to eat him. But this human did not turn over his intestines after entering the door. Instead, he went straight to his stomach, quickly prepared a meal for him and then left, and this continued for many days. Fu Ce was very moved: Is this what humans call a bond? He's such a good guy. According to the literature he read, this kind of silent giving without seeking anything is called pure love. This human loves him! Wen Zhaoshu is a pervert. He has a crush on his handsome neighbor Fu Ce and often peeps at her. Every night, he decides to use his status as a food anchor to be a snail baby. Unfortunately, the neighbor's door was closed and Wen Zhaoshu couldn't get in, but perverts have their own perverted ways. Wen Zhaoshu finally succeeded in forging the neighbor's key. From then on, he pretended to be a chance encounter in a cafe during the day and cooked three dishes and one soup for his neighbor before he got off work at night. Maybe tracking was too energy-consuming. Wen Zhaoshu felt that he was so tired after coming back from his neighbor's house every day that he just wanted to go to bed and sleep. Finally one day he overslept. Although he was still very sleepy, Wen Zhaoshu went into someone else's house and cooked dinner for him. Only when he woke up the next day, he found that he had opened the neighbor's door with a battery car key. He drove it again with suspicion, and found that it could be opened, and not only the battery car key, but also a stick of instant noodles could be opened by him. Wen Zhaoshu began to doubt life:... There is something wrong with you Small theater "Mr. Fu, you have just applied for a one-year visa to China. Are you sure you want to change the one-year visa to a 100-year visa?" Fu Ce smiled brightly and said, "Yes, please." The employee at the Alien Administration Headquarters held a red badge and said, "Can I ask the reason? It seems that you have only stayed in the Centaur Galaxy for thirty years at most?" Fu Ce smiled even brighter, "Because I fell in love with a human! That human also loves me very much!" The employee was surprised and said with a smile: "Congratulations -" Fu Ce was a little nervous: "He would quietly follow me every day. From when I was working to when I was having lunch, he would hide and watch me." The employee's smile froze, "Huh? Isn't this stalking?" Fu Ce: "He also stole the key to our house and touched my stomach every day before I got off work." Employee: Still breaking into the room? ! Fu Ce blushed obviously, "He watches me changing clothes in front of the window every night. I can smell the happy pheromone on his body." Fu Ce: "I think this is what you humans call a bond." Intention: You and I are meant for each other