The Villainous, Brooding Little One Becomes Everyone's Darling (Quick Transmigration)

Nie Mao is a gloomy cannon-fodder gong in a novel who equally despises and resents everyone. He wants the protagonist gong dead. Even when it comes to his favorite, the protagonist shou, he thinks the shou can only prove his love by groveling at his feet.

The System, however, thinks Nie Mao is perfect in every way. He has the face of a seductive femme fatale, a bit of a temper, and isn't very clever. The System is sure he'll be bullied terribly in the den of wolves.

Unable to bear it, the System says: [Don't worry. I'll send anyone who bullies you straight to hell.]

Later, those people don't end up in hell, but they do end up beneath Nie Mao.

World One: The fake eunuch coveted by everyone in the imperial palace

The System says: [You entered the palace as a child. If the protagonist shou, the emperor's personal eunuch, hadn't saved you, you'd have ended up with one leg fewer than the usual three. But you don't know how to be content or show gratitude. All you think about every day is how to climb higher. You even want to use the protagonist shou as a stepping stone. The emperor tolerates your behavior until one day he discovers that you want to take the protagonist shou's place. He coldly looks down on you and exposes your insatiable ambition.]

[To get revenge, you turn around and seduce every consort and prince in the harem, along with every official at court.]

[You want to turn the entire imperial court and harem into your playground.]

Nie Mao has just gotten out of the crown prince's bed when he opens the door and finds the emperor, who has heard the whole thing.

The emperor curls his lips, though there's no amusement in his eyes. “Are you pleased with the prince I fathered? Did he carry on the family tradition?”

Before Nie Mao can run, the emperor locks him in his bedchamber and wrings him dry, then orders the guards to keep watch over him.

Nie Mao casts a sultry look at the serious, honest guard and crooks his finger. The man can barely keep hold of his sword.

Coming soon: So What If the Pretty Kept Man Is Older?

Blurb: Ning Qian is handsome. Even though he's getting on in years, the System still tosses him into a novel and tells him to play a useless man who lives off others.

He finishes the tasks the System gave him while slacking off. So why do all these men, who should look down on a kept man like him, keep licking their way into his life one after another?

World One: An older, honest man who isn't much like the heartthrob, but gets mistaken for his double because he's the heartthrob's godfather

The System says: [A group of lunatics and perverts have their eyes on the heartthrob. Since they can't have him, they turn their attention to you, his godfather.]

[You may look different, but your hands, your face, and your body have all been intimate with the heartthrob. Touching your hand is like touching him. So they humiliate you with money because they want you to use your hands... When the heartthrob comes back to the country, an older stand-in like you will just get tossed onto the street.]

Ning Qian says, “You're saying they paid a fortune just to hold my hand?”

“Who knew making a living off someone could be this easy?”

The men who once treated Ning Qian as a stand-in have the heartthrob right in front of them, but they don't want him anymore. They only want Ning Qian.

They finally understand that they like being touched by Ning Qian, not because he once touched the heartthrob, but because they've always been physically attracted to him.

Yet the heartthrob pins Ning Qian beneath him. “Godfather, hold me and kiss me like you did when I was little.”

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World Two: A big-chested man who sends his ex-boyfriend off to school, only for the ex's roommates to mistake him for a male escort

Theme: Life doesn't always go the way you want, but I still choose to believe that perseverance and hard work lead to good things