Rao sent his one remaining believer a wish-granting auto-reply device.
Though the device's outer casing was a child he had with Batman.
Superman, AKA Clark Kent, is secretly in love with Batman and doesn't even realize it. Thanks to his child, he manages to move into Wayne Manor.
He thinks he'll finally get to live the good life, with Batman on one side and Bruce on the other.
Who could have guessed that there would be more and more children at Wayne Manor...
The little birds crowd around Batman, leaving Superman no room at all.
That would be bad enough, but why is Superboy, cloned from his own genes, siding with the little birds too?!
"Sorry, Father, but you know that no Superman can resist the Batfamily."
Damn it!
Forum fanfiction really can't be trusted! Weren't they supposed to fall in love after getting married first? Haven't we already raised a dozen kids together? Why are we still in a drawn-out courtship?!
Raising children is both sweet and troublesome. Batman will realize this countless times over the course of his long life.
He knew his children might rebel, become independent, and have ideas of their own. He was prepared for that.
But he never thought his youngest son might have a wish-fulfillment superpower.
And he certainly never imagined that his son would use this power to imagine his father as a cat, an incubus... and all sorts of other strange creatures!
But right now, Batman's first priority is:
"Superman! Put me down! I'm not one of those Metropolis cats that can't climb down from trees!"
The real Bat-Cat slaps Superman hard in the face with a paw and lets out a fierce series of meows.
Reader advisory
I recently watched a lot of DC children's cartoons, so this is going to be lighthearted and fun.
If you think any part suddenly gets serious, it's definitely the work of DC's malice attacking me.
OOC warning. The characters belong to themselves, and the OOC belongs to me.
This is my take on the universe. I'll selectively pick settings from different continuities and add just a tiny bit of my own.
Pairing: SuperBat
But there will be lots of Batfamily cuddles.
Theme: Make a wish. Who knows, it might come true.
The rhythm of everyone eating melon, the groomsmen are already in place [caidog] In addition, in fact, Barry is not smaller than Hal [caidog] Normally Hal just calls him flash, and the Flash is not small 🙏
As expected of you, Green Lantern.
Who knows how moved I was when I saw Barbara's origins and a bunch of positive characters in JJ... 😭
It looks good, come on, teacher!
I'm very sorry to everyone who is still waiting for the update. I didn't have the energy to update the article some time ago due to personal reasons. Today I feel better and I try to update again. I re-read my previous words and outline. I feel that what I wrote is neither interesting nor profound, nor does it show Bruce's personality charm. There was no sexual tension between Superbats, and even the happy family of three with Dick was brought up very quickly... There was a lot that I wanted to write in the outline, but the description in the article was too shallow. I sat in front of the computer and wrote, deleted, deleted, deleted, and wrote, but I couldn't leave a few words in the document for the next chapter. So I am very sorry to all readers and colleagues, there should be no follow-up to this article. But I still like Batman and Superman. Those things in the outline will be expressed in more suitable words after I reorganize the ideas. Everyone, see you again. (Bow)
"Nightwing's blue, close-fitting uniform, the bat standard on the chest, the kali stick on the back, and his height are only a few centimeters different." This is a big bug for the author~ logo
""No. "Dick's concentrated search for the funnel between Batman's actions" gave the author a big bug~ loopholes
Hahahahahahaha, so funny
Scream ah ah ah ah ah ah, such an interesting subject! I found the treasure, collect it, and wait for me to come back in a month to taste you carefully.
Dick is so cute, Leo is so cute