Saving the World Is Too Dangerous, Bring a Cat!

I dug up several cat-themed story ideas for original fiction that I wrote in 2022. They're so adorable that I couldn't bear to leave them gathering dust. Come and check them out, everyone.

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"I Said You Could Transform, Not Really Transform!"

A cat was rescued by a human woman.

She was a kind, adorable human girl whose smile warmed people's hearts like a little sun.

She also had a lovely name: Lily.

But elegant and adorable Lily had a secret hobby: she loved anime and manga, especially catgirls.

The cat didn't understand what anime and manga were, but he wanted to repay her kindness. He thought that all he had to do was transform into the kind of person Lily liked.

So he trained hard and finally mastered the art of transformation.

But when Lily took him home, just like in a scene from a manga, and he turned into a gorgeous young man in the bath, Lily burst into tears.

"Aaaah! My cat! Where's my cat? No men! I don't want men!"

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With her radiant beauty, Lifa Sid Muirland is always the most eye-catching person in any crowd.

But nobody knows that in her previous life, she was a shut-in office worker who died from overwork while drawing manga.

Reborn in another world, Lily's greatest wish in this life is to raise a cat and lie flat comfortably at home!

To live a life where she never has to work herself to the bone again and can die peacefully of old age, Lily swears she'll stay far away from every kind of trouble!

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"Saving the World Is Too Dangerous. Bring the Cat!"

Many years later, Asuka, known as the "Jewel of the Galaxy," is invited to give an interview.

People are astonished by the otherworldly beauty of the loli inventor, and even more amazed by her brilliant, meteor-like ideas. Among her countless achievements, protecting the peace of the universe several times is hardly worth mentioning.

"Miss Asuka, can you share the secret to your success?"

Faced with the host's awestruck question, the girl gives a thumbs-up to the camera without changing her expression.

"Pet cats every day."

"Scoop the litter regularly."

"Remember to get them spayed or neutered."

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"I Heard I'm the God of Programming"

Midori Heiwajima's first half of life was spent being dragged around by the System.

As a severe social phobe, after years of adventures in the hidden world, she finally became expressionless.

First year of middle school: Reunited with her Digimon and saved the world together.

Second year of middle school: Took part in the succession battle among the heirs of an Italian mafia family.

Third year of middle school: Became manager of the tennis club and watched the team lose all the way to the end.

First year of high school: Took part in the Holy Grail War and survived.

Second year of high school: Went to Egypt with new friends to fight vampires.

Third year of high school: The System issued its final mission, telling Midori Heiwajima to study hard and get into the University of Tokyo.

After successfully receiving her acceptance letter from the University of Tokyo, Midori Heiwajima was finally released from the System.

As she sighed with emotion and shed crocodile tears, the System malfunctioned and hit Midori Heiwajima with 100,000 volts.

When she woke up, Midori had become the God of Programming in the real world...

Theme: Saving the world is too dangerous. Bring the cat!