Coming soon: Magic Farm: Starting with Hatching Fairies. Blurb below.
Blurb for this novel:
[Beloved, naturally clueless silver dragon bottom x cold-faced, secretly flirtatious black dragon marshal top]
On the day Hill married the federal marshal, the other man put a divorce agreement, already signed, in front of him:
"If you want a divorce, then divorce me."
Hill nodded earnestly. "All right, I'll think about it."
That night, the man hurried off to the battlefield, leaving Hill alone in their empty home.
The federal staff were too busy trying to convince the marshal to accept his 100%-compatible partner to notice the silver-haired youth sneaking into the marshal's courtyard with a huge pile of gold coins. Then he...
Let out his horns, wings, and tail, and rolled around on them to his heart's content.
Just by marrying a human, he got this much allowance every month? A thousand years ago, that kind of deal would have been unheard of!
Shi Ye was the strongest warrior in the galaxy, the only one to awaken the bloodline of the black dragon. He was famous for his strange, antisocial personality and had appeared in public only three times in the fifty years since taking office.
One day, while handling a beast tide at the front lines, he suddenly received a special notification on his personal communicator:
[Dear Marshal Shi Ye, your marriage registration has been successfully processed. All the staff at the Federal Marriage Registry wish you a happy wedding and a blissful married life!]
Shi Ye, with one foot still on the head of a mutated beast: ?
He had seen countless schemes to win him over, but this was the first time anyone had acted first and asked forgiveness later.
When he finally finished dealing with the battle and returned home, ready to get to know his spouse and find out what force was behind him...
All he saw was a little silver dragon lying on its back, fast asleep on a pile of gold coins in his courtyard.
Shi Ye: "..."
So dragons molt too?
Half a year after their wedding, the divorce agreement was brought before Shi Ye.
The marshal, known as a cold-blooded war machine, studied the paper for three seconds, then snapped his fingers and turned it to ash.
That night, he suddenly appeared at home from three star sectors away, his crisp uniform emphasizing his long legs and narrow waist.
"Lord Hill, why do you want a divorce? Are there too few gold coins, or is your bed uncomfortable? I'll dig you another lake to sleep in."
The little silver dragon looked pitiful and hesitated before telling the truth. "Mr. Human, the book says creatures in heat eat their mates. Dragon meat doesn't taste good, so please don't eat me, okay?"
Shi Ye: "...That's not the kind of eating I mean."
Hill: "Then what kind of eating do you mean?"
His long tail finally couldn't help wrapping around the other man. Shi Ye's voice turned husky. "I can teach you."
[Reader's Guide]
1. A sweet story with no angst, about a little dragon growing up. They're each other's one and only.
2. The setting gives way to indulgent wish fulfillment and romance.
3. The bottom is strong, but not a fighter. He doesn't need to throw punches.
Coming soon: Magic Farm: Starting with Hatching Fairies, about a naturally clueless, cold-faced-but-cute NPC bottom who only wants to farm and build infrastructure, and a taciturn, self-proclaimed straight man, nonhuman, gravity-type top.
From the moment he became self-aware, Bai Ye knew he was a merchant NPC in a farming and construction game.
His job was to run the game's only agricultural shop, providing players with everything they needed to farm, from seeds and fertilizer to farming tools.
But before the game even launched, Bai Ye fell into a strange world.
The bad news was that monsters were everywhere and the bizarre ran rampant. There were no players, and he hadn't even seen any humanoid creatures.
The worse news was that his fully stocked, luxurious shop had turned into a shabby little wooden hut overnight, so cramped he could barely turn around.
Bai Ye: ...
That wasn't all. He got hungry when he was awake, tired when he walked, and lost health whenever he encountered danger.
A carbon-based body was so fragile.
Looking at his nearly empty health bar and his completely empty inventory, he remembered his character setting: "Open an all-purpose agricultural products shop." Bai Ye took out the seeds he had been given from the start and buried them in the ground.
Since things had come to this, he might as well start farming.
As long as he farmed, sooner or later he'd have everything.
*
A red fog mutated and polluted 90% of the world. Nine out of ten people died, and the survivors could only risk their lives to obtain supplies in contaminated zones.
One day, an explorer spotted a little wooden hut on the map with the highest contamination level.
The hut's owner was pure and innocent, constantly asking if they were hungry and trying to sell them strange crops that looked like they had been drawn with stick figures.
Experienced explorers knew that contamination levels were directly linked to danger. Anything found here had to be the most terrifying endgame boss. Of course, the things he was holding couldn't be harmless.
But after being forced to eat the food, the explorers discovered...
Red fruit increased their maximum health, green vegetables improved their constitution, and even the water could heal their injuries and illnesses.
Most importantly, plant fairies hatched from the crops could actually cleanse the red fog contamination!
Were they finally saved?
It was so wonderful that it seemed like a hallucination brought on by food poisoning just before death.
*
Ever since they discovered the territory of boss Bai Ye, the lives of the people in the Tower had been turned upside down.
They went from being starving and freezing to living in abundance. In the new safe zone, anyone who worked hard could get clean food and water, and grow magical crops with all kinds of special abilities.
Some people became grain magnates, some devoted themselves to cuddling fairies, and others simply settled there permanently and opened flower shops.
As the number in his account grew at a rapid pace every day, Bai Ye sat in his newly built little villa and gazed out at the endless farmland, finally smiling with satisfaction.
#Wonderful, all that warm labor has turned into cold, hard cash.
#As long as you farm, you really can have everything.
Theme: Different species should live together in harmony.
I don't know what I'm talking about after reading this, it's a waste of money 💔
Finished spreading flowers! Large-scale reading comprehension is really difficult!
Ah ah ah ah, faster, faster, more, I want to drink broth [][]
I want to watch cooking, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I want to see it, it's so dark (I'm fantasizing about ascending to heaven)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [orange candy] I got it
[Orange Candy] Is it almost over? [Question mark]
[Orange Candy] I got it hahahahahaha
[Orange candy] I got it ah ah ah ah 😍