[Highly intelligent but laid-back, carefree bottom x cold, celibate workaholic CEO top]
Su Dong, a seasoned veteran of the Transmigration Bureau, takes on an utterly ordinary mission to win over a domineering CEO. He’s just strapped on his universally adored halo and gotten ready to lie flat when the stupid thing glitches.
…Now it only works on dogs.
Su Dong: …
System: Dear, please don’t worry. Our after-sales technical experts have already come up with a solution.
Su Dong: Great! Can you change my halo so it works on people?
System: Dear, we’re terribly sorry, but once a halo is bound, it remains active permanently. Unfortunately, there’s no way to change it.
Su Dong slams the table and snaps, “Then what exactly am I supposed to be reassured about?!”
System: Well, even though we can’t change the System so it works on people, we can turn the CEO into a dog.
Su Dong: …?
Feel free to add my upcoming novel to your reading list~ "My Host Was Born to Defy the Rules"
I’ve already got nearly twenty chapters ready, so don’t miss it as you pass by! =w=
[Ruthless, taciturn, world-weary, unhinged assassin bottom x gloomy, quiet, genius junior disciple top]
A certain intelligent assistant is extremely pleased with its new Host, Yun Wangshu.
His skills are first-rate, comparable to those of a professional assassin. He’s widely read and knows a little about every obscure art. His captivating black eyes and looks are exactly to the taste of this assistant, a total sucker for a pretty face. He’s the perfect Host, straight out of a novel!
But… the one imperfection is, why is this Host always going against it?!
The Main God clearly tells him to befriend his target, Sui Dongjun, and plead for him when he’s falsely accused. Instead, he goes right up and beats the target without a word.
Then the Main God tells him to step in when the target is bullied by cannon fodder. He responds with a barrage of sarcasm and tells the target to be his servant…
But when the Main God tells him to act, he turns around and dies in the target’s place without a word.
As the mission veers further and further off course, even the Main God gives in to the Host. The assistant, meanwhile, is left despairing over the year-end bonus it won’t get, sobbing to itself. Aaaah, spare this poor wage slave!
But…
Who can tell it why the fellow disciples who provoke and mock the Host to his face are secretly won over by this good-for-nothing who can’t cultivate?
The naturally gifted sword prodigy, the cold junior uncle who used to look down on the Host, takes the initiative to give him a divine weapon…
The eccentric old man from the Pill-Killing Hall, a reclusive and erratic figure, chases after the Host, insisting he become his disciple.
Even the mission target has started throwing himself at the Host?!
*
In the dungeon, Sui Dongjun’s hands are bound, his body crisscrossed with whip marks, blood soaking through his clothes.
But what makes his hair stand on end isn’t the scum who framed him and left him in this state. It’s the useless senior brother across from him, smiling brightly with a different face,
and the strange floating orb beside him, constantly chanting, “Gain the target’s trust.”
Sui Dongjun lowers his eyes, hiding the murderous intent surging inside him.
This man has to die.
But none of what he expects happens.
There are no ingratiating, fawning words. Instead, the whip comes down on his head.
Everyone is shocked. Only he knows that this man has helped him escape disaster.
He looks up,
and sees Senior Brother Yun, who should have been trying to get close to him and win him over, trembling all over, his face deathly pale. He laughs brightly through the pain and says:
“Give me liberty, or give me death.”
[See my profile for the extended blurb~]
Thesis: Animals never lie, while humans often say what they don’t mean.
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Dy recommended the story about the author and his friend. It is indeed a very loving book. It is very similar to the author's friend's description. This novel without too many human beings is so gentle. Healing cookies before going to bed. It does have a warm illusion similar to Natsume's Book of Friends. This novel is humorous in the early stage, and has a very unique and ingenious idea of the bond between the two protagonists in the middle and late stages. The development of the plot is unexpected but reasonable. The love connects time and space through the beads. I was fascinated by it. But what I like even more is actually seeing the different kittens and puppies described by the author's wife and their respective fates and choices, which constructs another non-human-dominated, soul-equality perspective on how humans and animals get along. So I actually got sadder the more I watched it. I always extend my wife's writing and think of the puppies I have experienced in my life. When I was a child, my family had three puppies, but none of them were very good. One was given away, changed hands several times, and started losing contact with the third owner; two were lost, and one was once found, but was missed because the whole family went out to look for it and no one was home. Fate seemed to have favored me. One day when I was in my early tenth year, I met an old woman enjoying the shade in the park. The first time her puppy saw me, it rushed up to me and waggled its tail, hugged my leg and refused to let go. I was so scared at the time that I regretted it countless nights when I thought about that day. Why didn't I react at the time? When we met again, I didn't touch or hug it. Was it disappointed in me? Now that I have grown up, I have another puppy at home. We have pampered it like a princess. It seems that we have given this puppy all the care and love that we did not have in the previous puppy. But we do know that they are not the same puppy, and these will always be absent from the previous puppy. So when I read this article, I kept guessing whether it was the puppies who guided me. Maybe they were really like the puppies in the author's novel. They didn't have much thought. They would only hug my legs when they met me again, and then say some stupid things: People, be happy! So I am very grateful to the author for bringing me this fantasy space, and I would also like to appeal to all parents not to raise a puppy out of impulse when you are not ready and have an immature mentality, because whether the puppies are adopted by others or become strays, the puppy and the person will become each other's eternal regrets.
Hhh, suddenly I feel like this "emergency disposal device" is like a code bug fixer~ It eliminated the SS-level virus~ 🐰
Hey, Cat's soul binding will continue like this? Why don't you give some explanation of what will happen next? Such as lifespan theory and so on. [I'm so vicious [covering face, laughing and crying]] I want to know how my junior brother drifted into this world, or some small daily stories from the previous world. I want Mr. Gu to confess to me that I called him a "liar" before, and then give the initiative to someone like Xiao Su 🙏 Or a daily extra about dating? I really want to see the wedding The final push to the main plot is still a bit heavy, can you have a sweet daily life 🙏 🙏
"Out of Control·Medium" "Out of Control Part 2" "Out of Control Part 1" "Out of Control Part 2" "Out of Control Part 3" "Out of Control·Part 2" [hug thigh]
[Continued] The extra story is here~ Friends, please feel free to speak your mind! However, I will probably take a break for a while before starting to write about the extras other than Shuangchi... [Lie flat] Love you! 🤗
I'm from Station B~ I felt like he was a very interesting person, so I read Chapter 10 with the intention of giving it a try - I couldn't stop! Finally, I finished reading it in one sitting 🤩 I have a puppy at home, and I am very sympathetic to it. I burst into tears, especially the story of Lei Lei and Fu Fu. As for the emotional line, my favorite part is the part where Su Dong murmurs the words of "Fan Jia Zhu...". I really like this plot!!! This sentence itself is very interesting, not to mention the feeling that "only you understand". The language is really poor and cannot fully describe the mystery () But maybe I stayed up late reading and read a little too fast. In the end, I didn't seem to understand why Su Gu knew the full text of the sermon, what was the original origin of the rosary, and why it could resist "strange hands" and the like. In addition, there are some details, such as when Su made Gu's self-healing wounds, what the black pills are, and other questions... Maybe I am really too sleepy, hahahaha. All in all, despite some slight doubts, it was still a very happy and touching book to read. What a wonderful encounter! I hope the author will continue to work hard and take care of your health! 😳
Extra 1 Extra 2 Extra 3 Extra 4… Teacher, please don't be idle...
Xiaodong, Xiaogu, Xiaosi, are you happy?
What is actually over! Even though I knew it was almost over, I was still shocked to see the end! Congratulations xql99! 🥺