The gentle, handsome Crown Prince is widely praised as the "Light of the Alliance," but only a select few know that, at every moment, he wants to break his personal attendant's legs and lock him up.
Jiang Yu is that unlucky soul.
But he actually comes from ancient Earth. In 2050, an unknown black hole suddenly appeared above Earth. Jiang Yu, captain of an advance squad, led his team into it aboard a spacecraft to investigate. By accident, they entered the interstellar era several thousand years in the future, leaving him a nameless, undocumented outsider who couldn't speak the language.
To protect their damaged spacecraft and injured teammates, he was captured by slave traders. Because of his striking looks, he was sold for a high price to the Crown Prince's steward.
And because he put on an air of innocence, the deeply calculating Crown Prince took a liking to him, treating him like a younger brother and raising him. From then on, he led a life of "calling him big brother by day, and having big brother call him by night" (not really).
After finally faking his death and escaping, Jiang Yu set out to repair his ancient spacecraft and deliberately got close to a renowned genius mechanic.
Just as the spacecraft was nearly repaired, Jiang Yu sincerely thanked him, only to be drugged...
The spacecraft was damaged again. The tendons in Jiang Zhongyu's hands and feet were severed, and he was locked away in a towering building, where he became the genius mechanic's good~friend~, sharing his bed day and night.
After a narrow escape through a space-rending rift, Jiang Yu went to the Tree of Life, protected by the elves, to heal his wounds.
He casually rescued an albino elf who was shunned by his people, picked a flower by the water, and gave it to him on a whim. Somehow, this was taken as a proposal to the Elf King, made before the Tree of Life as witness!!!
The Elf King was exceedingly pure-hearted. On the wedding day, his face and neck were flushed crimson, and the blush took a long time to fade.
Meanwhile, Jiang Yu secretly plotted his elopement with his teammates.
In a fit of rage, the Crown Prince led his fleet to set the forest ablaze for seven days and seven nights.
Jiang Yu traded himself for the peace of the elves. From then on, he became a silver-tailed mermaid kept by the Crown Prince in an underground fish tank, unable to speak and only able to wag his tail and beg for mercy.
...That's a lie.
As long as he lives, Jiang Yu keeps courting disaster. Working closely with his teammates, he escaped once again. Even when sold to a black market in a lawless city, he remained unafraid. With his brains and good looks, he climbed his way into the bed of the black market's big-shot vampire noble (not really). All right, actually, he climbed into the second-in-command's position. Pretty impressive, right?
The boss is ruthless and taciturn, selfish and mean. How could he possibly be like those weak-willed idiots?
But on the third day, the boss touched his face. On the fourth day, his waist. On the fifth day, his legs. On the sixth day, his...
That was a satisfying night's sleep.
Please note:
1. Flirtatious, pleasure-loving gong x sickly, delicate shou.
2. The shou is split into multiple fragments. Six are currently planned, and they'll reunite when he returns to the modern era: the Crown Prince, the genius mechanic, the Elf King, a vampire, a wizard, and a little skeleton.
3. Both are strong characters. The gong pampers the shou at first, then they pamper each other. The gong will reciprocate, but slowly.
The shou expresses his feelings in an excessively unhealthy way; don't follow his example. The gong is far too cold when it comes to relationships; don't imitate him.
4. So much melodrama! So much melodrama! The author is a country bumpkin!
5. The name comes from: "Whenever I recall the islet in the river, I look again at the peaks above the city."
6. No breaking them up, no reversing the pairing, no self-insert romance. The couple is inseparable.
Theme: The shou expresses his feelings in an excessively unhealthy way; don't follow his example. The gong is far too cold when it comes to relationships; don't imitate him.