I transmigrated into a xianxia novel as an utterly ordinary passerby, a background character. The simulator told me that if I kept my head down until the ending, I’d receive a huge fortune.
Afraid I’d become cannon fodder too easily... the simulator lowered the difficulty and gave me a golden finger that lets me simulate my life:
I used countless restarts to fix the BUGs in my cultivation journey!
All these years, I’ve worked diligently as a good lackey in the immortal sect.
The sect’s F4 despise me, the disciples keep their distance, and even my master treats me like dirt.
But I don’t care. They don’t know that I’ve spent all these years quietly developing by getting called a creep.
The more they look down on me, the higher my work-injury compensation gets.
Besides, they can’t do without me, can they?
Who else would be their underling and scrub their chamber pots?
But I’ve been in this world for nearly ten thousand years, and not a single woman has appeared in the sect?
Something’s wrong. This is a romance novel from this crappy site!
Realizing that all my hard work might not be moving the plot along, I figured I was doomed. My way home was still a long way off.
Then one day, the simulator told me: [You have one piece of good news and one piece of bad news!]
[Bad news: The plot may have changed slightly.]
[Good news: The original heroine has a scheduling conflict, so you’re the heroine now!!!]
More accurately, the romance has turned into a danmei novel.
Seeing how strangely the male disciples acted around me, I suddenly realized this book might have gone off the rails a long time ago!
And I’d still been trying to get close to the protagonist group, working so hard to cling to their coattails?
Wasn’t that just asking for... damn it?!
No wonder the restrained, stoic eldest senior brother would glare at me with red eyes and reach for my waist;
The gentle, refined second senior brother would pant and murmur at my portrait late at night;
The third senior brother would stalk me like a creep and collect my nail clippings;
And the fourth senior brother was always taking off his clothes and asking me to hold him while he slept...
After overhearing the sect’s F4 plotting to lock me up and refine me into a cultivation furnace, I fled the sect in the middle of the night, taking the junior brother I’d been looking after with me.
But... this junior brother doesn’t seem so simple either?!
When I found out that the “frail” junior brother who was always bullied until his eyes turned red was actually the bloodthirsty, brutal Demon Lord of the demonic sect... and that I’d accidentally taken his virginity, I was completely stunned!
Later, he carried me back to the demonic sect... and gave up pretending, locking me firmly in his arms.
My tail was ruffled until it puffed up. “S-stop it.”
A guide to enjoying this story🙏:
1. The gong is a black-hearted lotus and Demon Lord. He pretends to be a frail junior brother early on, then his secret identity is revealed later. He’s extremely jealous and has an overwhelming possessive streak.
2. The shou is a fan favorite who doesn’t know it, naturally flirtatious but never takes responsibility. All four senior brothers are unhinged, but the gong is the craziest.
3. Nontraditional cultivation. The System becomes less prominent later on. The focus is on romance and love-rival showdowns.
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On the day of the war between the immortals and demons, Ye Tanqing slept in. By the time he finally arrived at the battlefield, only smoke filled the sky over Biluo.
The ground was strewn with corpses. Judging by their clothes, they must have fought to the bitter end.
Just as he was about to leave, a crow dropped a turd. Ye Tanqing dodged it and spotted a giant egg lying on the ground.
He planned to wrap it in his clothes and roast it once he found a fire, but something unexpected happened: the egg hatched from his body heat.
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Ye Tanqing adopted a disciple named “A Xiu.” He was a little short-legged thing when he was born, and when he learned to babble, his earnest little face was adorable.
With this little disciple, his mountain was no longer lonely. When “A Xiu” turned one month old, he threw a huge celebration and received a bunch of ancient magical artifacts and elixirs from his senior brothers as gifts.
He considered himself a perfectly good master.
Of all the top-tier immortal sects, his mountain was the least competitive, and he gave “A Xiu” everything he had.
But lately, Ye Tanqing had been troubled. He kept dreaming that his disciple was holding him and kissing and nibbling at him.
Ye Tanqing looked at the child lying beside his pillow with a pacifier in his mouth and felt deeply ashamed. “I’m truly depraved!”
Every night, his disciple would grow into a handsome young man in Ye Tanqing’s dreams, pinning him against the wall, a chair, the kitchen stove, beneath a banyan tree...
The young man bit his lip as he put shackles on him and tied him to the bed curtains.
Watching Ye Tanqing cry until his eyes were red, he reached out and wiped away his master’s tears. “Master, why are you wearing such a pretty pink robe? Who are you trying to seduce?”
“Master, you belong to me. I can’t stand the thought of you cheating on me.”
“Master, if you have a baby, you won’t go out flirting anymore!”
“...”
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Ye Tanqing woke from his nightmare and met his disciple’s enormous, clear eyes.
He hurriedly grabbed a washbasin and washed his face. [Damn, I’m such a pervert! My morals are in ruins. Is this the collapse of morality...?]
Ye Tanqing rushed to the Immortal Physician’s residence for a checkup. The physician hadn’t even treated his heart when he dropped a bombshell.
“Immortal Lord, are you pregnant?”
Ye Tanqing nearly flipped the man’s cave abode over. “Nonsense! How can a man get pregnant?”
The physician covered his face. “Careful, you might harm the baby...”
Ye Tanqing glared at him. “Say that again and I’ll beat you up.”
The previous night’s nightmare suddenly came to mind. The handsome young man raised an eyebrow at him, his gaze hazy and dangerous. “Master, don’t think you can escape.”
He looked down at the swaddled baby in his arms. His obedient disciple smiled at him, but when Ye Tanqing looked away, that sweet smile turned twisted and sinister.
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Chi Ming lost the war between the immortals and demons and reverted to his original form, only to be picked up and raised by a good-for-nothing who didn’t know his place.
He was annoyed, but the good-for-nothing was rather beautiful, especially his figure, more graceful than a woman’s.
If he was going to become a great demon and commit some heinous crime that would outrage all three realms, he might as well start by doing something with this good-for-nothing!
Theme: Even a background character can become the protagonist.
I really can't do it anymore. What kind of dog name is this? Who is a good person who calls others Jiajia?
It's tied. I feel that the worst thing in the whole book is suffering. These past lives have been very painful, including this one. I hope it can be perfect in the future. Well, Gong Dang Duan is constantly being disturbed. His brother is so sick and coquettish. It is estimated that they will have twists and turns in the future. Isn't it impossible to be tortured? Many people who were tortured in the early days are still alive and well, but I don't know what will happen next. It's not an exaggeration to say that 99% of the people in his former sect could have died and been cut into pieces with a thousand cuts. None of them deserve to live [Good Luck Lotus]
??????? Is this fucking human language??????!
Can I be revived by watching ads? Damn it, Elder Mo is the one who really treats the protagonist well in this sect, damn it! [Transformed] I really don't want him to go offline [Lie flat]
Very interesting, thanks for the free offer
Oops, I ate my own melon
I really can't help it. Why is it that in this article, except for the protagonist, everyone is a villain?
There is something wrong with your system, where do you want to put it? 💛
Ah, it's the big truck summoned from another world [Let me be healthy]
This is a pure product. It's really funny that you have to beat someone else's back after enjoying others' benefits.