Next novel: After Being Dumped, the Ruthless Dao Senior Sister Turns Dark
The blurb is at the end.
Sensitive, obsessive programmer x adult-rated robot with maxed-out cognition, but in all the wrong areas
After the robot was activated, her memory was completely blank. The only instruction in her program was to marry Cen Xuran.
As it happened, the person who activated her was named Cen Xuran, and she was automatically bound to her as her owner. So...
“Master, please marry me.”
“?”
But her master seemed not to like her. Her eyes were full of wariness and suspicion.
The robot reflected on this. Getting married as soon as she’d been activated did seem too rushed. According to the System’s prompts, they should first raise their affection and intimacy levels.
So the program ran, and the robot immediately suggested a way to raise affection quickly.
“Then let’s have sex. Sexual activity can increase your oxytocin secretion by 280% and lower your cortisol by 41%. More than eight hours of continuous contact increases the chance of building interpersonal affection by 63%. Then you’ll like me, and we can get married.”
“???”
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On her twenty-sixth birthday, Cen Xuran received a present from her parents, who had been dead for ten years.
An R-rated robot.
But there seemed to be a bug in the robot’s programming. All day long, she thought only about hugging, kissing, and having sex. How could a service robot have such strong desires?
The robot looked at her pitifully.
“This is my hundredth request. If I can’t marry Xuran and earn her love, I’ll die.”
“You’re just a machine. You can’t die,” Cen Xuran replied coldly.
The robot looked at her sadly.
--
“So are you going to kill me, Xuran?”
“I’m just restarting your program.”
“Restarting my program means erasing my memories. I won’t know you anymore. Anyone will be able to use me, and I won’t be able to love you. Xuran, are you really going to do this?”
Cen Xuran lowered her head and fell silent. The robot lying on the operating table watched her quietly, without resisting.
“If that’s what you want, then do it.”
--
Later, when Cen Xuran saw Luo Shu with someone else, being used by another person, she could no longer hold back.
She tried to pull Luo Shu away, but Luo Shu only looked at her coldly. “Hello, customer. Please let go of me. I’m not your service robot.”
She dragged Luo Shu back to her room and pushed her onto the bed. “Didn’t you say you loved me?”
“Now, do what you used to say you would! Do it!”
Blurb for the new novel
A socially anxious junior with no dating experience, sorted into the Harmony Arts Department x a possessive, ruthless Dao senior sister
After awakening her spiritual meridians for the second time, Jiang An entered the Jiuzhou Academy with top marks in the cultural exam and near-bottom marks in her major exam, then got assigned to the Harmony Arts Department.
...Harmony... Arts...
There’s really a department like that?!
Jiang An trembled as she looked at the senior student welcoming new arrivals. She... didn’t know how to do any of this! She’d been single for twenty-two years and had no experience. Was it too late to drop out?
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The Harmony Arts Department used a credit system for cultivation. Jiang An stared at the densely packed list in her hands.
The senior student explained, “You need 100 credits to graduate. Dating people from different departments earns different amounts of credit. You can choose from the highest down.”
“Senior, what does it mean that this person is worth 100 credits?” Jiang An pointed to the conspicuous first name on the list, Shang Wang. Wasn’t this saying she could graduate by winning her over?
“Her? That’s Shang Wang, the senior sister of the Ruthless Dao. They call her the Hundred-Person Slayer.”
“Over the years, she’s cut down countless Harmony Arts students who tried to woo her. She gets one point for every person she cuts down, and she’s already maxed out. Junior, you’d better not expect to take a shortcut to the top.”
“Sh-Shang Wang... S-Senior... could you... go out with me?” Jiang An stammered in front of Shang Wang.
Shang Wang gave her a blank look. “Sure.”
Jiang An was stunned.
“Just holding hands won’t earn you any credits. Aren’t you going to do something else?”
“...D-Do what...? I... don’t really know how...”
Jiang An gazed at Shang Wang with a flushed face. The woman in front of her was even more alluring than she was, and seemed more like a student from the Harmony Arts Department.
A hint of delight appeared in Shang Wang’s eyes. “It’s okay. I can teach you. Like this.”
She took Jiang An’s finger and slowly drew it into her mouth...
Later, Jiang An heard that a ruthless Dao cultivator had to kill their wife to attain the Dao. A little frightened, and needing to break up to earn credits anyway, Jiang An decisively ran away.
She never expected Shang Wang to carve her way through the entire Harmony Arts Department just to find her.
Jiang An was hauled in front of Shang Wang. Seeing the black iron chain in her hand, she thought her life was over.
The next moment, the chain was placed in Jiang An’s hands. Shang Wang was bound by it, the corners of her eyes red. “How can you say we’re breaking up? You should tell me, ‘If you dare leave me, I’ll kill you.’”
Theme: Develop technology, change lives
The heroine is too weak, Zhui Wen is exhausted and cannot understand
In my name, I give you your surname But now Zero has lost her name
It's short and weak, I'm scared to death if you dare to update it with 20,000 words˚ʚ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ɞ˚
Teacher, will you still go home for dinner? [Let me be healthy]
Big update today? It should be wrapping up soon, right? A good work should be completed at the right time. Of course, if you can make hundreds of chapters, just pretend that I didn't say it. I always feel that there are many ways to develop gameplay between humans and robotsʕÖʕÖʔ
Is it almost time to write the copy?˶ɞ˶•
The deputy cp is also so delicious, I really know how to play, and I can't get enough 🐶
This pair must know how to play [glasses]
I haven't seen enough. Will there be any extras [Let me be healthy]
No more? I feel like I haven't seen enough. 😭 😭