* Revised version of an old story. Original title: You Want Him to Kill You. A second-person reader-insert story with a very niche appeal.
* The characters may act in very out-of-character ways because of the heroine's irresistible charm, including but not limited to: academy friends fighting over her, Scotland turning evil for love, Gin becoming the boss's kitty and meowing, Yusaku Kudo falling in love and losing his mind, Jinpei Matsuda cursing Hagiwara Kenji as a thieving little tomcat, and other outrageous plot twists that go even further.
* The heroine's characterization is a palette: 40% Osamu Dazai, 30% Chuuya Nakahara, and 30% her higher-dimensional self. She's a Mary Sue adored by everyone, but neither mentally nor physically does she respect or care for herself. She hurts both men and women, persecuting everyone equally.
* The writing is very jumpy. I tried to fix it as best I could, but revising an old story feels like torture. If I wrote it now, I might not be able to capture the same feeling, so let's leave it at that.
One-line pitch: Your goal is to pursue a perfect death at the hands of another in this virtual world of fictional characters.
Theme: It's okay not to live life enthusiastically
