This article is also known as "Two-legged, what do you call a dog?"
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After three consecutive days of writing explosive papers, Fang Xingyan traveled through time and transformed into a vicious cannon fodder with the same name as himself in ancient Danmei novels. In the end, he would end up causing trouble for himself, missing arms and legs, and his family would be ruined.
When he walked in, Cannon Fodder Gong had already chased the protagonist on the variety show. Not only did he bang the protagonist on the wall in front of the national audience, but he also took off the protagonist's underwear in front of everyone.
Fang Xingyan looked at the yellow SpongeBob SquarePants underwear worn by the protagonist and felt like crying.
Mom, I want to go home——
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In order to change the ending of his family's ruin, Fang Xingyan decided to work quietly, be an honest person, and serve as the backdrop for variety shows.
Until he got into an argument with a dog in front of the whole country.
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Fang Xingyan greeted the dog, but the dog was very angry and chased him for two streets.
Until the protagonist appeared, the dog stopped chasing and squatted motionless.
Fang Xingyan poked his head out from behind Gong, the protagonist, and stretched out a finger to provoke:
You, come here!
Dog: Speechless =_=
Protagonist Attack: It's a bit interesting.
Netizens who don't know the truth: Fang Gou CP is real!!!
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Fanggou CP is so popular.
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Fang Xingyan, who became popular, continued to work diligently as a background, picking up small animals, making people angry, and then ran to hide behind the protagonist.
The protagonist Gong looked at him from time to time, and his eyes were wrong.
Fang Xingyan held her chest and took two steps back: Brother, I admit that you are handsome, but I don't engage in AA relationships.
Protagonist Gong:... I want to say, I'll call you a psychiatric doctor and have a look at your brain.
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Later, the protagonist's pants changed from Spongebob to Squidward.
He held his forehead and smiled bitterly at the camera, saying that he finally understood Squidward.
At this moment, Fang Xingyan pushed the door open and shouted the protagonist Gong's name:
"Chi Yanzhou, let's go catch water together - pick up the small animals!"
Shuangjie's 1v1 sweet text, Gong only likes to be succumbed to one person from beginning to end.
Character:
Shou: Max imitation ability, talk show, likes to pick up small animals
Attack: Cold and mature appearance, abstract and interesting heart, loyal fan of SpongeBob SquarePants
It's still in pre-order! I'll open this book when I finish it now! Anyway, everyone is welcome to come and taste it!
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to care for animals
