[The Sunshine Abstract Thief Can Bash Siberian Tiger Demon Shou × He Loves to Play Straight Balls and Doesn't Want to Recruit Animals. The Black Dragon CEO Attacks]
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After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was not allowed to become a spirit. After his parents ascended, Lin Xuan, the second generation demon, became the last tiger demon in Zhongxing'an Mountains.
Because he accidentally offended Bai Daxian, he cast a spell and was thrown into the small world below. He became the cannon fodder male partner in a business war-entertainment fan novel. He was also sealed with demon power. Every night after 9 o'clock, he would transform back into his original form - a young Siberian tiger that looked like a cat.
When Lin Xuan penetrated the book, the plot of the original book had already progressed to the middle and late stages. Not only had the original owner achieved the death achievement that made the whole network black, he only had 3,000 yuan in his pocket, and he had already accepted a romance series with a sky-high penalty for liquidated damages.
It is known that the guests in the love drama include: the supporting actor No. 1 Who was unilaterally fired by the original owner, the supporting actor No. 2 Who had his role snatched away by the original owner, the protagonist who is about to be attacked by the original owner crazy and hard, and the solitary male protagonist of the business war novel.
Lin Xuan: It doesn't matter. I love whoever I love. The worst I can do is go back to the mountains and become a wild Siberian tiger.
2
Lian Zong arranged for the guests to go to the zoo. Other guests were watching the cute giant pandas. Only Lin Xuan went to chat enthusiastically with the South China tiger in the park through the barbed wire fence.
After chatting for a while, the South China tiger spoke confidently: "Brother, are you from the Northeast?"
Lin Xuan frowned in confusion: "Huh? How did you know that I am a Siberian tiger? I wonder if I don't have an accent either?"
3
Lin Xuan had a great time in Lianzong. He didn't plan to create a character anyway, so he talked about whatever he wanted, traveled at public expense, and could also compete in CP on Lianzong. He picked up his old profession as a fan fiction writer and became popular in the industry.
The only thing that's more dangerous is that Lianzong is broadcast live 24 hours a day. If someone captures the moment he transforms, wouldn't he be taken away and sectioned for study?
Fortunately, there is no unstoppable path. He can find the son of destiny from the original plane - the original book of the fanfic, that is, the protagonist of the business war novel to absorb the spiritual energy.
As long as he absorbs enough spiritual energy, he will not change back to his original shape, but can always appear in human form.
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So, when the protagonist eats, he insists on squeezing next to him, when the protagonist drinks water, he insists on squeezing next to him, when the protagonist sleeps -
There was nothing he could do about it while he was sleeping. Lin Xuan could only secretly take away the protagonist's belongings and sniff them under his nose from time to time.
The protagonist who was secretly sniffed:?
5
It's not an option to always be sneaky. He, Lin Xuan, is also the top tyrant in Zhongxing'an Mountains, so he also needs a little face.
So, on a dark and windy night, he knocked on the door of the protagonist's room, took a rose in his mouth and said confidently: "Hello, do you want to be a CP player?"
The protagonist's expression is cold, suggesting that he makes an offer.
Lin Xuan had little money and really had nothing to offer him. He had an idea and remembered that the protagonist in the novel was not favored by small animals, but he loved furries.
Then he transforms back into his original form under the gaze of the protagonist.
Lin Xuan clamped it hard and let out a "ouch" sound.
The protagonist's eyes flickered, he touched his round ears, and wanted to touch his belly.
Lin Xuan stood up and sat up: No, this is another price!
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Later, Lin Xuan beat his chest and regretted his mistake, and then he was pulled up and held in his arms by the man behind him.
The mature and restrained protagonist in front of the camera gently bit his ear and coaxed:
"Be good, Mimi, show your tail."
Lin Xuan held his breath: "It's not Mimi, it's a Siberian tiger."
Character:
On the surface, he is a big shot in love theory, but in reality he is a novice in love. He is a sunny and cheerful person who can talk loudly and is an abstract Siberian tiger demon.
Black Dragon CEO Gong, who loves furry but doesn't like animals, can only love his own wife. He is mature and rational and loves to play straight.
Food Guide
1. Imaginary entertainment circle, no prototype, just a small cookie
2. It's fun to read the text and pictures, please don't be too picky. The main thing is don't scold me (bow)
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Then push the advance receipt of the next book:
"After I wore the book, I became popular in the entertainment industry by scolding animals"
1
After three consecutive days of writing explosive papers, Fang Xingyan traveled through time and transformed into a vicious cannon fodder with the same name as himself in ancient Danmei novels. In the end, he would end up causing trouble for himself, missing arms and legs, and his family would be ruined.
When he walked in, Cannon Fodder Gong had already chased the protagonist on the variety show. Not only did he bang the protagonist on the wall in front of the national audience, but he also took off the protagonist's underwear in front of everyone.
Fang Xingyan looked at the yellow SpongeBob SquarePants underwear worn by the protagonist and felt like crying.
Mom, I want to go home——
2.
In order to change the ending of his family's ruin, Fang Xingyan decided to work quietly, be an honest person, and serve as the backdrop for variety shows.
Until he got into an argument with a dog in front of the whole country.
3.
Fang Xingyan greeted the dog, but the dog was very angry and chased him for two streets.
Until the protagonist appeared, the dog stopped chasing and squatted motionless.
Fang Xingyan poked his head out from behind Gong, the protagonist, and stretched out a finger to provoke:
You, come here!
Dog: Speechless =_=
Protagonist Attack: It's a bit interesting.
Netizens who don't know the truth: Fang Gou CP is real!!!
4.
Fanggou CP is so popular.
5.
Fang Xingyan, who became popular, continued to work diligently as a background, picking up small animals, making people angry, and then ran to hide behind the protagonist.
The protagonist Gong looked at him from time to time, and his eyes were wrong.
Fang Xingyan held her chest and took two steps back: Brother, I admit that you are handsome, but I don't engage in AA relationships.
Protagonist Gong:... I want to say, I'll call you a psychiatric doctor and have a look at your brain.
5.
Later, the protagonist's pants changed from Spongebob to Squidward.
He held his forehead and smiled bitterly at the camera, saying that he finally understood Squidward.
At this moment, Fang Xingyan pushed the door open and shouted the protagonist Gong's name:
"Chi Yanzhou, let's go catch water together - pick up the small animals!"
Shuangjie's 1v1 sweet text, Gong only likes to be succumbed to one person from beginning to end.
Character:
Shou: Max imitation ability, talk show, likes to pick up small animals
Attack: Cold and mature appearance, abstract and interesting heart, loyal fan of SpongeBob SquarePants
It's still in pre-order! I'll open this book when I finish it now! Anyway, everyone is welcome to come and taste it!
Purpose: Eat and drink when you should, and don't take it to heart when things happen
