This story includes an identity reveal, lots of dirty jokes and dark humor, and a bit of twisted obsession. If these things bother you, please don't read!!! Comments that say otherwise will be kicked out when the story is complete.
I promise there will be no BL mixed into the romance, and I will never mock readers. Anyone who supports the official release is my goddess.
Ye Chao is the lowest-ranking employee at the Alien Illegal Resident Investigation Bureau. He puts on a suit and tie, waves a search warrant around, and uses his status as an agent to coast through investigations and extort food, drink, and money from people. Everyone hates him, even the dogs.
Rumors of aliens infiltrating human society are spreading everywhere. The streets are on edge, and everyone is afraid they might open their mouths and find a tentacle sticking out.
Ye Chao only sneers.
There are no aliens. It's just a scam cooked up by the privileged to bilk people out of money.
Besides, what could aliens possibly want on Blue Star?
To rob banks, steal food, or seize the oil?
In any case, Ye Chao doesn't think much of those mysterious, unknown creatures.
Ye Chao's blind date has a gentle smile, good manners, a comfortable family background, and a stable job.
Silver hair, icy blue eyes, and a smile that is just a little too mechanical.
Apart from being so beautiful that she feels a little insecure, he ticks every box.
But when he hands her a cup of coffee, she feels something soft and slender brush the tender skin on the inside of her finger.
Like a tentacle.
After she starts dating him, strange things keep happening, one after another.
Her new boss, parachuted into the company, suddenly starts making her nutritious, lovingly prepared lunches every day.
A powerful business figure she's investigating at work sits beside her and starts playing with her fingers as if they're old friends.
Even when she goes to the hospital for menstrual cramps, a top doctor personally examines her.
What's more, every one of them is extraordinarily good-looking... and gentle in their touch.
It's just that those invisible tentacles are always getting in everywhere, sliding into her sleeves, her collar, and even... They're getting more and more brazen!
Ye Chao helplessly bursts into tears.
Younai is a collective organism from planet J14. A hive mind? A Gestalt organism? Call it whatever you like.
To study how independent intelligent life forms survive, it brought its thirty-five million six hundred and ten thousand tentacles to Earth. Each tentacle has a degree of independent consciousness. It carefully created several bodies that fit human women's tastes and planted them in all kinds of industries, where they became elites, all to investigate how the society of independent life forms operates.
As for its true body, naturally, that was for exploring reproduction.
But it had only used a tiny bit of its... and its partner had already cursed it out, saying she couldn't take any more.
Younai felt very wronged. Hadn't she felt every one of its tentacles professing its love for her?
One night, the collective organism got so carried away that it accidentally revealed its true form, and Ye Chao realized what it was.
Watching its tentacles constantly profess their love, Ye Chao's mouth twitched. Should she use Younai to pad her performance numbers and appease her overly enthusiastic boss?
After all, those tentacles were far too clingy...
A cool-headed office worker wife x an anxious nonhuman husband
Content warnings: Paragraph comments are enabled, so feel free to roast it. The male lead is sexually inexperienced and devoted; he's nonhuman, so of course he is. A little pet play. Cyberpunk setting. The heroine is an American-style cop. If these things bother you, please don't read.
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