Everyone Can Bully the Senior Brother

Li Daoyun was the disciple with the greatest chance of ascending to immortality in the entire sect, yet one night he vanished without a trace.

Hundreds of years later, Li Daoyun escaped from somewhere, heavily pregnant.

Raving like a madman, he leaped from the Immortal-Falling Platform.

When Li Daoyun's master found him and brought him back to the sect, he was grateful to have been given a new home.

His junior brothers often said their master was a noble, aloof immortal.

But Li Daoyun didn't see it that way. His master not only taught him immortal arts, but also slept beside him at night. He was the kindest person in the world to him.

As the years went by, Li Daoyun fell in love with someone. When he went to ask his master for his blessing,

his master slowly emerged from the darkness. "Daoyun, do you remember what you said?"

"Didn't you promise you'd marry me when you grew up?"

After escaping the sect, Li Daoyun came across a wounded little black snake and treated it.

The man and snake lived deep in the mountains, and life was fairly peaceful.

Only, every night, the little black snake would take human form, kiss him in the dark, and make love with him.

Until one night, Li Daoyun woke with a start.

The little black snake panted and smiled.

"Ah, looks like I didn't use enough love poison tonight..."

Li Daoyun struggled to survive, becoming a fortune-teller who scraped by each day in a small town.

After he picked up a little child who could do nothing but call him "Daddy,"

that person appeared before him again, like a rabid dog.

"You were meant to be my wife..."

* All the semes are completely pure. I don't write impure ones.

* One-on-one in each phase! The shou has a universally adored quality.

* This is written for the author's personal tastes. If it makes you uncomfortable, please stop reading! Stop reading! Stop reading!!!!

Theme: A fleeting illusion, nothing but emptiness