Zhang Dog and Me

Blurb: I have a boyfriend. His name is Zhang Dog. I met Zhang Jianyuan when I was eighteen. Back then, he wasn’t Zhang Dog. He was Senior Zhang. He stayed by my side until I was twenty-seven. 1. First person, sweet and fluffy, no need to think too hard 2. As usual, one-on-one, happy ending, both virgins 3. Should be fairly short. I’m already writing it, and I’ll start posting when I’ve saved up enough chapters. Upcoming novel 1: The Man Saved a Dog, and the Dog Offered Himself in Return The first thing Zhang Puppy does after turning into a human is steal Zhang Shan’s spare phone. The second thing is download QQ. The third thing is flirt with Zhang Shan ^_^. Zhang Puppy draws up a rather vague plan to win Zhang Shan over. Step [1]: Visual temptation Send Zhang Shan handsome selfies, and nudes. Zhang Shan: ? What a weirdo. Stop harassing me. A bad start. Zhang Puppy doesn’t lose heart. Step [2]: Emotional support If you love him, you should ask after him and show him you care. Give him emotional support and become his soulmate! When Zhang Shan is hospitalized after being stabbed, stay with him: You took a knife for me! It’s my responsibility and duty to stay by your side! (Meaning: run errands and buy him food, and grab lots of snacks without sharing any.) When Zhang Shan is pressured to get married, help him complain about his parents: What’s the rush?! He has his puppy, he doesn’t need anyone else! (Meaning: kiss him by force on the street.) Zhang Shan: ? Step [3]: Eliminate the love rivals Zhang Puppy: Besides your parents, is there anyone especially important to you? (Trying to identify the love rivals.jpg) Zhang Shan: No people. Zhang Shan: My puppy means a lot to me. Zhang Shan: Even though he’s stupid and loves biting people. Zhang Shan: I still love him so much. Zhang Puppy: ? Does this mean he’s succeeded in winning him over? *The day his identity is revealed, Zhang Puppy bends down, picks up Zhang Shan’s jaw after it drops in shock, and puts it back in place. He gives him a slightly sheepish nod. That’s right, human. Your boyfriend used to be a dog. Theme: The story of me and Zhang Dog