[The cat is not a top! The cat doesn't turn into a person or talk. A cat is just a cat!]
Li Su was a legendary figure in the workplace. When his unscrupulous boss tried to lay people off without compensation due to poor performance, Li Su fainted on the spot and got everyone a severance package worth 2N+1.
But after an ambulance took him to the hospital, doctors found that Li Su was suffering from an unexplained physical decline. As he sat by the roadside, bewildered, a long-haired tabby he'd fed several times came over and pestered him.
Li Su took out the freeze-dried treats he'd prepared for the cat. The cat wouldn't eat. Instead, it tapped out a line on his phone with its little paws: "Do you want to live?"
Li Su: "I don't want to be a magical girl!"
The cat slapped him. Its paw was a little cool and springy, and it felt pretty good. Cats are great. People are awful.
With a stern little cat face, the cat spent ages stepping on the screen with its paws, then told him: "Come farm with me. I'll keep you alive."
That very night, the man and the cat nearly starved to death.
After plenty of stumbling, they finally got the farm up and running, though along the way they acquired a mountain god as a creditor who could play every instrument, and they weren't growing anything you'd call a normal crop.
But months later, the first seed given to him by Si Zhong blossomed, and government officials came knocking at Li Su's door.
"What do you mean, the fields I planted have triggered a global spiritual qi revival??"
Having "exploited" all sorts of gods and spirits and collected a whole lineup of farming-novel "protagonists," Li Su, the mountain king turned fruit and vegetable distributor, was stunned.
The mountain god who can play every instrument x the novice farmer with an innate wood spirit root
Si Zhong x Li Su
Master Dong x Xiao Lisu
Theme: May the wind rise from every field, and may the harvest fill the carts.
