
Ordinary People, but Geniuses All Work for Me
普通人,但天骄都给我打工
by Beigong Fish (北宫鱼鱼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 54k Words
- Chapters
- 16
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Theme
- Plot-Driven
- POV
- Bottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Honours
Synopsis
[The article is being revised and rewritten, please see the final chapter for details] [Advance receipt: Returned to the School of Supernatural Powers, but all the sages are my vest. The copy is below. Jiang Yu is an evil god. When he wakes up, he finds that the world is godless, his faith has collapsed, his godhead is broken, and his divine power is as dead as water. In order to survive, Jiang Yu had to work from dawn to dusk to find a job. 1. In the foggy weather, Jiang Yu met a beggar with a broken leg on the way to catch the bus, and threw him a bag of bread. The next moment, a golden light penetrated into the body of the former God of War and now a beggar with a broken leg. With broken bones recast and spiritual power surging, Tianjiao A lowered his head and held a pack of Panpan bread in his hand. 2. When he went to a remote company for an interview, he saw a blind man who was entangled in tree vines and fell into a ditch. Jiang Yu easily pulled him out. At the moment of physical contact, abundant energy instantly poured into the body of Tianjiao B, whose eyes exploded and was about to be swallowed up by the strangeness. His eyes saw the light again, and the strangeness disappeared in an instant. Tianjiao B lowered his head, and the temperature in his palms was still warm. After struggling to find a job to no avail, Jiang Yu sighed, took out all his savings and opened a small office. Unexpectedly, on the first day of recruitment, several very good-looking people came to interview. After hearing the various high-quality abilities shown by several people during the interview, Jiang Yu bit the bullet and said, "Huh, I'm sorry, I may not be able to pay you the salary you deserve, otherwise you will still..." Before I could say anything about finding another job, several people across from me waved their hands in excitement, claiming that they just wanted an internship certificate. Jiang / Pies in the sky / or several / Yu: "... Then, that's okay too." In this way, the Evil God Firm opened with great fanfare. As a firm with a wide range of business, it can handle any kind of work. For convenience, Jiang Yu took matters into his own hands and used all his life's knowledge to create the "Bang La Me" APP—— Order No. 1 For walking the dog, Jiang Yu poked at the screen and sent the order to A. [A-level mission: Subdue the A-level weird two-headed wolf dog, riders please pay attention to check] Looking for Mao's No. 2 Order, Jiang Yu poked at the screen and assigned the order to B. [S-level mission: Bring back the victims of the mist of the mysterious realm, riders please pay attention to check] Seeing that he only had to look for cats and walk dogs every day and was paid a lot of money, Jiang Yu felt very comfortable. After all, his gold medal employees had already finished these tasks first. As everyone knows, in the human world that has been full of weirdness recently, there is an APP called "Banglame" circulating. If you are hunted by weirdness or fall into mental pollution, as long as you pay the "belief currency", a boss will personally serve you. Later, Jiang Yu, who was unaware of it, was happily counting money one day when he suddenly remembered that he still had faith worth talking about, so he clicked on it and his pupils shrank in shock when he looked at the explosive faith value. Later—— The "Help Me" APP icon has become the only light in the gray and foggy world. The Evil God Firm has also become the most powerful company in the world. Jiang Yu has followers all over the world who spontaneously create sculptures for him. Jiang Yu, on the other hand, stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the divine kingdom built specifically for him outside the window, and looking at the already explosive faith value on the APP, and sighed helplessly—— I just want to be a laborer, do you believe it? #The whole world is begging me to be the supreme god. What should I do? # Reading guide: The main story flow of this article~ The plot is to be determined, 1v1, don't buy stocks, click to read Dihua's cool article, tweet, tweet, pre-accepted below, if you are interested, please click to collect it~ ————Pre-collection dividing line———— [Re-employed at the School of Supernatural Powers, but all the sages are my vest] Copywriting: 1. Jiang Xun, a gold medal employee of the System Bureau, worked hard for three hundred years, opened eighteen vests in a strange world, and finally built the world's number one supernatural academy - Vientiane Academy. After hundreds of years of operation, Wanxiang Academy has become famous all over the world, Weird has been repelled, and human civilization has entered a golden age. Jiang Xun submitted his resignation application with satisfaction, preparing to retire and start a retirement life. When he opened his eyes again, he was thousands of years in the future. Weirdness is back, human civilization is at fault, and order is broken. The Wanxiang Academy he established with his own hands has fallen from the world's number one altar, and has fallen into a corner where no such school has been found. Jiang Xun hesitated to speak: "..." The most outrageous thing is that a system came from nowhere and was howling in his ear with passion, "Host! Your mission is to join Wanxiang College, start as a lecturer, and bring this declining old college back to its peak!" "Did you know? The first dean of Wanxiang Academy was a great figure who created the world. There are also second and third generations. Each generation has produced famous legendary geniuses!" Listening to the systematic chatter in his ears, Jiang Xun tidied his collar reservedly. Well, yes, you are talking about me. After all, the different world has not yet introduced immortality technology, and there are no related superpowers. At that time, Jiangxun Future Operations College could only change vests wildly. This year, it became the dean, next year it became the dean, and the year after that, it became a senior professor. Jiang Xun couldn't bear that the college he founded had fallen into this state. Jiang Xun happily joined the job. On his first day, he stood in front of the honor list. From the first dean Jiang Lin to Mr. Sanshui, Professor of Engineering, and Tutor Shui... Every name looked very familiar to him. Jiang Xun coughed twice, look at this, it's so embarrassing... 2. But he soon faced a real setback - after the catastrophe, there was a serious gap in knowledge. The teaching theories, practical experience, and ability development manuals he left behind were all incomplete. The children in the college regarded the scattered quotations of the sages as their guide, holding the fragments of the book in hand every day, reciting and studying it, and kept repeating the words he once said. That's fine, but the words are only half of the question! ! ! One day, a student held "Selected Quotations of Jiang Lin" in his hand, stood in the pavilion, raised his arms and shouted, leading a group of students to recite together, "Dean Jiang Lin once said that the core of superpowers lies in mind rather than strength——" Looking at the students whose faces were red with excitement because of reading the sage's book, Jiang Xun hesitated for a long time, but finally couldn't hold it back, "There is still the second part of this sentence, but if you don't have the character and strength, then I suggest you go home and farm first." The whole place was silent, and the students all turned to look at him, "Who are you?" Jiang Xun smiled slightly and said, "Your new superpower theory lecturer." In the days that followed, the students discovered that something was wrong with the new lecturer Jiang. What he said always closely matched the content in the ancient book fragments, as if the complete version was in his mind. The techniques for using his powers that he casually demonstrates will always overturn the theories in the textbooks, but they are indeed a hundred times more powerful than the methods in the textbooks. He always crosses out a few lines in his comments when grading homework, most of which are: I have said this before. What's even more outrageous is that he actually knows the little habits of those sages. "Mr. Sanshui actually doesn't like to drink tea. He likes to drink Coke, but he didn't have the conditions at the time." "The engineering professor established this rule entirely because he was angry with a student. It has nothing to do with learning." "Dean Jiang Lin? Oh, he is a perfect person. His only flaw is that he occasionally forgets which vest he is wearing." Students: "??? How did you know?!" Jiang Xun forgot his vest again and said without changing his expression: "It is recorded in the history books." The students believed it! After all, this person is really strong. 3. In one month, Jiang Xun brought the class at the bottom of the crane to the top of the grade. Within three months, Jiang Xun's revised teaching materials were adopted by the entire school. Within half a year, Wanxiang Academy's strength ranking surged from the bottom to the top ten. One year, Wanxiang College regained its No. 1 Spot. The whole world of superpowers began to spread wildly. After a thousand years, another genius emerged from Wanxiang Academy, and he seemed to be even more genius than the dozen or so geniuses before him! The quality of teaching is incredible. How is this achieved? ! Only Jiang Xun knew that he just re-written what he had written back then. Just when the reputation of the college was rising and senior officials from major aristocratic families were trying to send their own children to enroll, the color of the sky and the earth changed, the void shook, and an indescribable, soul-trembling existence slowly descended over the college. That is the legendary ancient evil god who disappeared in the long river of history thousands of years ago, but now he has reappeared in the world. The students looked pale, clenched their weapons, and planned to rush in and die, shouting about bonds and blood. Jiang Xun, who had just finished approving his homework, was passing by and paused when he saw the figure blocking the sky. He took a closer look and found that the other person was holding a ton of Coke in his left hand and a truck of Maotai in his right hand. ... Jiang Xun stood with his hands behind his hands, shook his head helplessly and sighed, "Xiao Ke, thousands of years have passed, but you are still so understanding of human nature." Everyone who heard what Professor Jiang said:? ? ! Evil\\silently placed the gift at the door\\God:... Small Theater One day, the system finally connected to the Internet. After looking through the host's past mission records overnight, it fell silent. "Host, you... Built a college by yourself?" "Yeah." "Has it been operating for a thousand years?!" "Yeah." "We also suppressed five evil gods, hundreds of world-destroying weirdos, and tens of thousands of panic-level anomalies???" "One of the three evil gods is quite easy to talk to, the one who gave the gift before." Jiang Xun thought for a moment and then added, "The other four are still being held underground in the academy. Do you want to go and take a look? Two of them look quite distinctive." The system was stunned by the surprise: "... I need to restart." As expected, this is the next book I will read. If you like it, please bookmark it~ I love you all~. Intention: Guess
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