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I'm Bai Sisi. I transmigrated, and this new world is terrifying. It's full of humans.
There's no helping it. To avoid getting hurt by humans, I can only pretend to be a working adult who travels often and take up the noble profession of cleaner.
But humans are just as annoying as the stories say. They always ignore the work I'm so proud of. They litter on the Grand Line, throw playing cards all over Heavens Arena, splash fake blood around in horror movies, abandon babies on Privet Drive, and try to get disgusting trolls to throw giant piles of poop at school gates...
Heaven knows why humans have such terrible manners!
No one cares who cleans up the fake blood on the ground, who bags up the bodies with their limbs flying everywhere, who fishes out the ecological waste, who recycles the playing cards, or who has to deal with the abandoned babies.
Until one day.
As I was sweeping the grounds at Marineford, Navy Headquarters, I heard the powerful voice of that red-haired man:
"This time... please give me some face."
Guys, I get it now.
The most important thing in the human world is face!
The rubber man tossed his bones around after eating and showed me no respect, so I beat him up and warned him that I was the woman who would become the Cleaning King.
The handsome red-haired clown tossed playing cards in the hallway and showed me no respect, so I ate all his apples and dug up every apple sapling.
The black-haired ghost girl tossed bodies from the ceiling and showed me no respect, so I stole her black cat and burned a hole through her house.
The noseless snake-faced man walked into the school without wiping his feet, leaving footprints everywhere and showing me no respect, so I snapped his wand in half and locked him in detention.
The Grim Reaper from another world blew up planes, collapsed bridges, and made garbage in every way imaginable, showing me no respect, so I flattened his head and made him pay for a guide to using the Book of Life and Death.
I'm going to kill (crossed out) punish everyone who tries to litter in front of me.
I'll tell them: Please show a cleaner some respect.
*****Visitor Rules:
1. Do not litter.
2. It is normal to encounter a female cleaner in a "green uniform" anywhere. Ignore her and keep your distance.
3. If you smell something rotten or hear children laughing while she is cleaning, that's normal. Leave immediately and recite Rule 1.
4. The cleaner is "normal in stature, with two eyes, one nose, and one mouth," and her eyes are not red.
5. If you have already littered, when she notices you, shout, "I'll show you some respect!" and quickly pick up the trash.
6. Do not litter while she is cleaning! Do not litter while she is cleaning! Do not litter while she is cleaning!!!!
*The SA City setting comes from Douyin user 'Count Lucky Cat' (you can still enjoy this without having read it).
Simply put, SA City is a strange world, and the native heroine isn't human. She's a monster XD.
Just think of the urban legends in the monster world as humans, haha.
**This story has a complicated mix of content, and may include original fiction, horror movies, One Piece, Hunter x Hunter, Demon Slayer, Harry Potter, Bleach, Inuyasha, Cardcaptor Sakura, Detective Conan, infinite-flow game instances, rule-based horror, and more.
This is the product of a wild imagination. Please smooch me hard.
Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.
