What Do I Do When My Dating Show Is Full of Ex-Boyfriends?

★A failed attempt at characterization and plotting. A disaster of a story from my past.

★Enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk. I messed it up.

★I've hit a despairing writer's block and am preparing to wrap it up. I'll post when it's done.

★I messed it up, babies, please don't read it.

Jiang Yubai was a contestant on a dating reality show.

As soon as he appeared, his beautiful face drew the attention of countless viewers.

But after watching the livestream, viewers realized that this guy was a rotten, scheming black lotus from beginning to end.

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Jiang Yubai had always known he wasn't a good person.

He was a flirt who craved novelty, and none of his relationships lasted more than two months.

After yet another breakup, he received an invitation to join a dating show that had recently become very popular.

He didn't ask about the fee or the schedule. He was only concerned about one thing.

“Are the other contestants good-looking?”

Once he got an affirmative answer, he agreed without much hesitation.

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After the show started airing, viewers kept feeling that the atmosphere between Contestant Number Five and the other contestants was a little strange.

But they always chalked it up to Number Five being so good-looking that everyone liked him.

Then one day, during a game of “Two Truths and a Lie” where contestants shared something they had that the others didn't, one contestant revealed that their ex was among the people there.

He looked confidently around at everyone, expecting to see three fingers go down.

But after a long while, nobody moved a finger.

The contestants: “...?”

They all turned to look at Jiang Yubai.

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