A Historian Meets a Straight Man

A certain college student, Luo Biechen, once traveled through time and entered the novel Long Aotian he had read, and became the daily man responsible for recording the words and deeds of the perverted villain emperor. In the end, he was cut to pieces by the tyrant and his bones were reduced to ashes. He inherited Yuan Qirou's last wish and must write an entire record before he can return to the original world. Rumor has it that this emperor is as handsome as an immortal, and he was a great hero who saved the country and the world in the past. But after he ascended the throne, he became like a wolf, cruel and cruel, and regarded human life as nothing. On the first day of time travel, the tyrant waved his hand on a whim: "There is no need to report to me any records in the future. My achievements will be judged by future generations." Luo Biechen said tremblingly: "Yes!" On the second day of work, Luo Biechen was shivering. On the third day of work, Luo Biechen was as silent as a cicada. On the Nth day of work, he discovered that the illiterate Luo Biechen, who was really unchecked, finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He had been bullied severely by the tyrant during the day and had gradually become mentally disturbed. He started to make it up. [On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, the emperor wanted to accept a concubine, but he refused, so he gave up. [The late emperor, your son is gay, he is gay! Surprise! His Majesty's dramatic change of temperament was actually to cover up his history of selling hooks. It's horrifying to think about it! …… Luo Biechen became a glorious historian. He worked hard and praised the tyrant publicly, but secretly wrote history like crazy, and his writing skills were soaring. Until one day. He saw his pamphlet in the hands of the tyrant. The tyrant looked at the wolves with a hawkish eye, showing his fierce look. He pointed at one of the lines and asked: "What does selling hooks mean? What history do I want to cover up?" Luo Biechen said: "It describes your history of being brave and good at fighting and achieving the emperor's hegemony." Emperor Jing Yao: "Selling means buying and selling, and is commonly used by street vendors. When I pacified the northern border, I beheaded the enemy chieftains; when I conquered the southern border, I relied on black-armored cavalry. From what you put it, is it possible that my imperial supremacy was achieved by shouting along the streets?" Luo Biechen:… Emperor Jing Yao turned another page: "What do these Western characters mean?" Luo Biechen cautiously said: "It just describes you as a powerful and powerful person, very awesome." Emperor Jing Yao: "Sounds good." Luo Biechen breathed a sigh of relief. Emperor Jing Yao: "But our country is so majestic, so why are you using foreign languages?" Luo Biechen racked his brains and made it up for a long time. Emperor Jing Yao curled his lips and smiled evilly: "I don't believe it. I want to catch a Westerner and ask him." Luo Biechen:………… Turning to the last page, Emperor Jing Yao finally understood. He laughed angrily: "Is this how you arrange it for me?" The little living officer knelt on the ground and trembled. He couldn't help asking aggrievedly: "Didn't you agree not to read it?" * A certain historian was killed midway because of this overturn. From then on, the contents he wrote down every day had to be reviewed by the tyrant. He held a lamp every night and studied them carefully. He could no longer run wildly. Finally one day, Luo Biechen couldn't bear it anymore. He held on to his sore waist and rarely recorded it seriously: "On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, the emperor indulged in pleasure and sang every night. It was really not the behavior of a wise king!" Emperor Jing Yao caught a glimpse of the words, raised his eyebrows, and pulled the little historian into his arms: "I have worked hard to prolong my descendants. It's okay if I love you and you don't live up to expectations. If you push the envelope like this, isn't it delaying the development of the country?" "What's the crime for loving you?" Luo Biechen:………… Help, please stop making excuses! Screenshot of the copy on July 12, 2025 Purpose: Love life despite adversity