Secretary Song has been a little anxious lately.
On the one hand, his golden job, the position of personal secretary to the president of a Fortune 500 company was in jeopardy. Boss Dog looked at him with strange eyes every day, and he was trying to find a way to get rid of him.
On the other hand, his family was pressing for marriage, and he didn't know where to find a rich man as a blind date for him. He didn't want to go on a blind date, so he could only cope with it.
Faced with the blind date on WeChat that she couldn't get rid of, Secretary Song tried her best to make the other party know their way back and retreat when the difficulties were encountered.
Chatting online, the secretary pretends to be a man: "Husband, buy me this, buy that, buy, buy, buy~"
"Husband, I want a Birkin bag, no, I don't want a tote bag, I want a classic style that's easy to cash in."
"Husband, forget it, I can't think of an excuse anymore. Anyway, you give me money."
The blind date did not leave, but Secretary Song had a pile of useless bags and necklaces at home.
Secretary Song:...
You haven't left yet?
When we met offline, the secretary who was really unavailable made a note: "I want to stay in a luxury hotel and have a high-end buffet. I don't want this kind of thing..."
But in the next second, he broke through: "Old, boss."
Help, why did the boss come to the blind date?
No, this is all the boss's conspiracy.
The boss has even called home. Work and life are so densely packed with bosses that Secretary Song is suffocating. She really can't live this life!
There was another amount of money in the mobile phone. Secretary Song took a look and saw that it was transferred from the boss again. It was obvious that the standard for filing a case had been reached.
Oh, did you go to this extent to force him to resign in order not to give N+1?
Unable to bear it, Secretary Song immediately submitted her resignation, refunded the money and ran away, all at once.
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The president has a sweet trouble recently.
The younger brother in the family went on a blind date to get a man, and even threw money at him. As the younger brother's good brother, he decided to go out personally and expose the other party's tricks.
He snatched his brother's cell phone away, but he didn't expect that Laonan was actually his little secret.
Remembering that Secretary Song behaved well to her during working hours, but after get off work, she was coquettish and soft-spoken to a stranger, charming and wild, so sweet that it could make honey, which made the CEO a little unhappy.
The CEO thought to himself: This must be because he is too upright.
An upright CEO cannot tolerate a secret who acts like a coquettish person just for money. He vowed in his heart that he would eliminate this unhealthy trend and restore a clean atmosphere to the company.
The president became addicted to testing the secretary. In order to expose the secretary's true identity, he watched the secretary all day long and teased the secretary to buy her little secretary.
Looking at the phone screen, Secretary Song's coquettish messages to her looked like a cute little bird praying for food.
The president smiled evilly.
This is all within his plan.
One day, he will reveal the truth. He will tell everyone that Secretary Song is holding his money, carrying the bag he bought, and wearing the clothes he bought. He will tell his brother that Secretary Song's body is now only his things!
But before exposing Secretary Song, the confident CEO received a resignation letter and a series of refund notices.
His little bird flew away.
When Secretary Song left, he took nothing with him.
Screenshot of the copy on July 11, 2025
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