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Copywriting:
Scotland, a low-key and stable winery sniper.
However, while he is low-key, the cat he raises is not.
Codename members who have worked with him all say: Scots are easy to get along with, but cats are not.
Scotland was dissatisfied: What's wrong with my cat? My cat is so good. He can make three dishes and one soup for me all night long!
Others in the winery: ... It seems that I was doing a mission for Scotland and had no time to eat before I fainted from hunger.
Rai: Did you know that your cat poisoned me?
Bourbon, a distillery intelligence expert who is even more low-key than Scotland.
He is so low-key that no one has even seen what he looks like.
Some say he is as strong as a gorilla, others say he is as muscular as a cheetah.
Scotland: Why doesn't it sound like a human being?
Until one time when Bourbon cooperated with Scotland, his true identity was accidentally exposed.
Scotland: ... This familiar golden retriever, this familiar purple-gray droopy eye, this familiar little black face... Isn't this the coal-mining cat that made me three dishes and one soup last night?
This article is also known as "Jianggu said he is not a human being" (no)
[Consuming Precautions]:
1. Cp Zero scene, double red, Zero body is a huge Siamese cat (you can freely switch between human and cat forms, don't worry)
2. Hagimatsu will be mentioned to the CP (the proportion is very low), which will persecute everyone in the organization, especially Teacher Chi.
3. Mengmeng's 90,000-word short story, please don't read it without thinking.
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Pre-collect "Jing Guang Says He's Not a Human"
Copywriting 1:
The second before the bullet entered his heart, Jing Guang's soul flashed back from the rooftop to his days in the police academy, and he saw four of his contemporaries alive and kicking.
But before he could rejoice for a long time, he realized that sometimes he couldn't be a human being.
Occasionally they become Matsuda's sunglasses.
Occasionally it becomes Hagiwara's mobile phone.
Occasionally it becomes Ida's toothpick.
Occasionally it turns into... Cross bangs that fall into the valley.
At first, Jing Guang was not comfortable with this.
After a while, Jing Guang: ... Good guys, your secrets are really wonderful in their own way.
After entering the winery.
Scotland's problem with being a bad person even extends to colleagues in the winery.
The Porsche that occasionally turns into gin.
Occasionally it becomes Belmode's wine glass.
Occasionally turned into Ley's knitted hat.
Cross bangs that occasionally turn into... Bourbon.
First, Scotland: Great, let me take the opportunity to collect organizational information.
After a while, Scotland: ... Your love and hatred have not let me go.
Copywriting 2:
In order to maintain these people's world view, Jing Guang tried his best to remain motionless and lifeless when he was not a human being. Fortunately, he had been a sniper for a long time and did not lack this patience, until——
Hagiwara: Wait, why is my phone typing on its own to tell me to defuse the bomb quickly? ?
Matsuda: No one told me that my sunglasses can also read Morse code to tell me the next bomb site.
Ida: When I was walking on the side of the road, I was suddenly poked with a toothpick in my mouth and my mouth was bleeding. Why?
Fukitani: ... Why did my bangs automatically become windless when I was hesitating whether to confess to Hiro?
[Precautions for consumption]
1. CP zero scene, deputy CP Hagimatsu (not high proportion)
2. Focus on a strange smell relief.
Concept: plainness contains warmth, love inspires bravery.
Reader comments
Although I said there were few words at the beginning, I didn't expect it to end so quickly...! Ling Jing is really great together, Ling is jealous because he wants to see Xiao Jing's cat-sucking physique [poor]
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It's so funny, Teacher Chi: Aren't you a police officer? Still playing so big
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Oh wow so fast! Where are the cat ears? Where are the cat ears? I want to see the cat ears purr, wow, wow, wow.
Looking forward to the book for college teachers [shy][come on]
It's too short and not enough to look at [changed]
So cute but really short and not enough to watch [crying]
Finished spreading flowers! [Come on] It's so cute!
Congratulations on the completion [Fireworks]
Congratulations on the completion, I hope there will be sweet extras
Finished with flowers (σ≧∀≦)σ
Sprinkle flowers! Looking forward to new articles [cat head]
Spread the flowers, when will the Xiaozhenpinghe Samoyed book be released?
Such a cute little extra, cute... Happiness [cat's claw][cat's claw]
Although I said there were few words at the beginning, I didn't expect it to end so quickly...! Ling Jing is really great together, Ling is jealous because he wants to see Xiao Jing's cat-sucking physique [poor]
[Orange Candy] Here comes the walking cat grass Jingguang and the Meow Demon King Zero who protects the cat grass wwwwww [Purple Candy] kswl
It's so funny, Teacher Chi: Aren't you a police officer? Still playing so big
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
Oh wow so fast! Where are the cat ears? Where are the cat ears? I want to see the cat ears purr, wow, wow, wow.
Looking forward to the book for college teachers [shy][come on]
It's too short and not enough to look at [changed]
So cute but really short and not enough to watch [crying]
Finished spreading flowers! [Come on] It's so cute!
Congratulations on the completion [Fireworks]
Congratulations on the completion, I hope there will be sweet extras
Finished with flowers (σ≧∀≦)σ
Sprinkle flowers! Looking forward to new articles [cat head]
Spread the flowers, when will the Xiaozhenpinghe Samoyed book be released?
Such a cute little extra, cute... Happiness [cat's claw][cat's claw]