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My name is... My name actually doesn't matter to me, because I am a male protagonist in an O-story, and my daily work mainly consists of being fucked by all kinds of men.
In short, this is a pure O novel without plot.
Ever since I awakened to self-awareness, I have been thinking about how to kill it.
But after death, I was reborn, in a completely normal new world, with a new system and a new identity: Lemon Gin, a senior cadre of a transnational black organization.
You can call me Lemon.
I love the organization very much. It has a wide range of business, high salary levels and good benefits. I love this world even more, because the men in this world are all straight!
When I'm with a blond and a black man, he won't knock me down with a dark look, he'll just throw me over his shoulder;
If I open the door with silver hair and green eyes late at night, he won't knock me down under the influence of X-drug, but will only use a gun to tell me to get out of his house quickly;
Prepare a loving breakfast for the young man with a cat's eye. He will not knock me down in two bites, but will only remind me to put salt instead of sugar next time;
If I sleep with Curly Sunglasses in the same bed, he won't imprison me and knock me down. He will only run around all over the bed because of the bad sleeping condition...
The most touching thing is Rai, he can date a girlfriend by himself!
——Ley (choking), you must be happy!
What a normal world this is.
I decided to unilaterally call them my closest relatives and friends, and I would give everything I had to protect them.
Until one day, I got a superpower: voice recognition.
Equipped with this superpower, I am excited to hear what my friends think of me.
Blonde and dark skin: [... Hiroki is so attractive]
Silver hair and green eyes: [He should scream very nicely when he is having sex]
Cat-eyed youth: [If Zhihua knew what I was thinking, would she hate it?
Curly hair in sunglasses: [Thinking about the sun]
Ah, yes, that's right, my name is Chihua Yuki... No, that's not the point. Stay away from me! !
Tips: 1. Except for the first person in the first chapter, the remaining third person
2. The stunningly beautiful heartthrob type
3. If you don't buy stocks, there will be different endings (no Akai, but Hagi and Gao Ming)
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"Weird Boyfriend Wishing Machine"
Yun Guixi once thought that love should be regarded as undying loyalty, so when he found out that his boyfriend had not escaped during the Level 5 Weird Stage 2 mutation, he turned back without hesitation and killed himself on the 18th floor alone, opening a path of escape for him dripping with blood.
As a result, her boyfriend pushed her into a weird position.
"Ayun, you are too seriously injured. We can't escape together. I will avenge you. I will avenge you."
Yun Guixi was swallowed up by the strangeness, and when he opened his eyes again, he was back ten years ago.
He had just graduated from college and had not yet joined the Special Operations Bureau or met that damn sword man.
What is loyalty and undying loyalty? From today on, we will meet and love each other.
Once again, Yun Guixi felt as if he had been favored by the world.
God seems to be able to hear his voice, and each of the boyfriends he talks about is closer to his heart than the last, and they are even almost completely created according to his wishes.
He wanted to be obedient, so he got boyfriend A;
I tried to sleep on the broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted girl with good physical strength, but I opened the bed and found my boyfriend B;
I wish to have the most stunning beauty in the world, and my boyfriend C will deliver it to my door.
Yun Guixi felt something was wrong, "What if I want C's face, B's body, and A's personality?"
That night, he was cornered in the corner of the bed by the beauty who matched his figure. The beauty forced her knees away from his and looked over from top to bottom, but her eyes were strangely gentle and soft.
"Are you satisfied with this?"
The sticky tentacles spread all over his body, and the gaps between his fingers were violated. Yun Guixi was forced to look up at him.
"No matter what you like, I can change it for you."
Yun Guixi struggled to find her tongue, "Actually, I like the type where my hair is made of gems, my skin is decorated with gold, and my clothes are all made of banknotes. Can you become one?"
The other party: "?"
"No? This is my once-in-a-lifetime request." Yun Guixi covered his eyes in disappointment, full of loneliness.
The other party immediately became nervous: "Don't, don't cry... I'll find a way."
"Everything will satisfy you."
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Any object may be contaminated and become weird. The most troublesome one comes from people's obsessions, or when a person dies, a certain obsession is too deep, causing a lot of pollution, and then generates weirdness. This kind of weirdness is very rare, but once it is generated, it is level 5, which is extremely dangerous.
The capable person from the official agency helped Yun Guixi restore the portrait of the ever-changing little weirdo who haunted him before he turned into a weirdo.
On the white paper, the black-haired man seemed to be deep in the clouds, with cold eyebrows and unattainable eyes.
Ability user: "Do you know him?"
Yun Guixi was stunned, "I know him, but I don't know him either."
I don't know him in this life, but I had a glimpse of him in my previous life.
It was once a frightening legend in the other world, and they had met it several times. The man was as cold as ice and snow, and it seemed that he had never even looked at him.
"What is His obsession?"
When the person with the ability touches a piece of paper, his black hair and red eyes turn into twisted tentacles, and the sticky feeling wraps around his body again in a daze.
"I'm sorry to say, it's you. You should know that as long as you persist in your obsession, this weirdness cannot be completely eliminated."
Yun Guixi pointed at himself: "Then you have to kill me first before you can kill Him?"
"That's not necessary. Can't you see? His obsession is almost equal to sleeping with you."
Yun Guixi: "?"
If I don't go to hell, who will?
Yun Guixi waited for the trick with his body and used various postures to try to eliminate the tentacle monster's obsession, but the monster was never satisfied.
Yun Guixi couldn't help but cry, "Tell me honestly, how many times did you miss me before you died."
The strange man who had returned to his former appearance was still as cold as the snow on the mountain. He held his ankles and pulled the man back, lowering his eyes.
"I missed you——"
"Thousands of times."
Intention: Love is the cherishment of souls