On his one thousand and first voyage, Santiago returned empty-handed once again.
But a mermaid slapped the side of his boat cheerfully. "Old man, you're pathetic!"
"Ugly, old, poor, and can't even catch a fish. Hahahahaha!"
He silently picked up his harpoon. "Anyone ever tried mermaid soup?"
The mermaid's laughter stopped abruptly.
She dove into the water in alarm, leaving behind only a trail of bubbles.
The next morning, the mermaid appeared right on time again. "Old man, you, "
Before she could finish, he expertly cast a fishing net.
"Today, I caught a fish that wouldn't shut up."
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Theme: Communication really matters.