Raised an Arrogant and Trouble-Making Patriarch

Welcome to Baozi who clicks in, and be happy every day o(≧v≦)o Cultivation is improving~Updated on double days every week~ Tonghua Wanli Danshan Road. Patriarch Tongshan was as bright as the moon and could do anything. Shencheng Mansion occasionally crazily criticizes the heirs & the super strong but weak (beautiful, strong but miserable) ancestor It is said that all nine ancestors of Tongshan lineage are dead. It is said that the new generation successor of Tongshan is coveted by all ghosts because of his bloodline. He is a noob and is chased and eaten by ghosts. Ghost: It's all fucking fart! ! The founder of the Tongshan inheritance not only survived, but also came out to protect the inheritors of the "Yanhuangzi bloodline". On the way to get rid of ghosts, the two of them flirted with each other and defeated all the ghosts. ① One day, the ancestor disappeared. Xie Chuiye went to the wilderness, leaving only a mobile phone and a gloomy cave. Xie Chuiye: "Let me know who it is and I will kill you." Then, Xing Zaizai, a ghost disguised as the ancestor, was carried all the way by Xie Chuiye, and then... Was violently thrown to the ground. Xie Chuiye: "This is our first meeting. Hello, 'Ancestor', then... Can I ask you to die?" The Patriarch who got lost and then exploded all the way up the mountain: Very good. The Patriarch who was considered weak and pitiable by ghosts: interesting. The patriarch who crushes a ghost directly without using his hands: boring. ② One day, the ghost was looking for humans to bully again. Seeing the water glowing with blue light appearing in the mirror in front of him, the bored Patriarch said: Go in and have a look, no one is cheering, this ghost is quite pitiful. Ghost:! ! ! Ghost: No need! ! ! Then, Xie Chuiye, who was cooking, discovered that the ancestor was missing again. Carrying a twenty-centimeter "big knife", he fought all the way in and defeated all the ghosts. Then, I saw the Patriarch squatting by the water where people are said to die if they touch it, and said with disgust: "It tastes really bitter, why don't you try it too." Xie Chuiye: ... Whether I die or not is another matter. ③ One day, the patriarch received a request for help from his descendants and rushed over while concealing his identity. Ghost: Here comes another one, buy one get one free? Later. Ghost: If you kill it, you can't kill me anymore... Xie Chuiye: "I'll kill him." Ghost: "You can't kill me either..." Xie Chuiye: "Dead." ④Deputy CP In Wencheng, there are two people who have nothing in common but are extremely popular. Dongcheng hawker and Xicheng second master. The hawker is a young man selling coffins, and the second master is the king of death on the road. One day, the second master suddenly went to Dongcheng and suddenly found a hawker. The vendor was cold: "My main business is fortune telling, my side job is killing people, and I also have a hobby of selling coffins." The second master smiled and said: "Look, this is not a coincidence. My main job is bodyguard, my side job is to make a living, and I like to do autopsies." ———————————— New articles are received in advance: Open next book Once Jiang Xing traveled to the world of cultivation, his mission was to find the protagonist and help him unify the three realms. The good news is that the bones of this shell are so good that you can kill yourself at will. The bad news is that he only knows that the protagonist has a butterfly birthmark on his back that appears when exposed to water. How should he find it? ! ! How rare is it that he should devote himself to stripping off the clothes of people and demons from the three realms? Throw people into the river by the way? Jiang Xing said: There is no rush. The protagonist is usually a heartthrob, a favorite of heaven. Therefore, Jiang Xing practiced as soon as he opened his eyes every day. Then... He has become a polite scum among the favored people of heaven, and the ceiling that everyone dislikes. I'm here to eat some melon today, and tomorrow I'll go to the demon world to fight again, and by the way, I'll take off the clothes of the young master of the demon world... There is no better way to seek death than to clear one's name. Then, Jiang Xing was slandered and then forced to the Burning Bone Abyss, where all demons gathered. Jiang Xinghehe: Just right, I haven't been to the Demon Realm yet... Jiang Xing decisively jumped into the Burning Bone Abyss. Then, he abandoned the light and turned to darkness and became a devil. One day, he accidentally walked deep into the dungeon and found a blind beauty in white who was imprisoned. Jiang Xing approached the beauty in confusion: I can hear everyone's thoughts within three meters, why can't I hear yours? Jiang Xing suddenly realized, could this be the protagonist he had been longing for? ! With speculation in mind, Jiang Xing coaxes beauties every day, making them willing to take off their clothes and soak in hot springs... One day, he finally went to the hot spring with the beauty, and the beauty suddenly said: The butterfly birthmark on your back is beautiful. Jiang Xing:? ? ? Who? He? Is he the protagonist? ? 1. The blind and cold kendo immortal who seeks death but does not clear his name and is disliked by thousands of people (Not always blind) Gu Xueyi, a master of swordsmanship and immortal master of Zheshuang, was framed by his junior brother. He lost his eyesight and was imprisoned in Burning Bone Abyss for a hundred years. In his previous life, his spiritual power was exhausted and he was eroded by the demonic energy and died. In his next life, he planned everything and climbed to the exit of hell. But a man called the Young Lord suddenly broke into the dungeon and took him out. Gave him light. After leaving the Burning Bone Abyss, he reorganized the Immortal Alliance and used cruel methods. Then, attack Burning Bone Abyss and ask to marry Demon Lord Jiang Xing. He can marry him. Immortal Sect:? ? ? Intention: Do not destroy or establish