[Easy and funny] [Everyone talks] [Running in both directions] [Sweet pet]
It is said that the Immortal Ancestor and the Demon Ancestor have been bitter enemies for thousands of years.
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Immortal Ancestor Xie Zhi went into seclusion a hundred years ago, and the world lost an immortal who was both powerful and beautiful.
Xie Zhichu opened his eyes again and looked at the group of demons kneeling in front of him.
"Welcome the Demon Ancestor out of seclusion!"
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Wait, isn't he the Immortal Ancestor? When did you become a demon ancestor?
Xie Zhichu formed a water mirror.
This... This, this, isn't this the face of that bitch? !
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Chu Xingyuan was bored for a while, and then went into seclusion.
After being woken up, he almost destroyed the entire mountain.
Isn't this right...
He's not dead, so why are all his men wearing white mourning clothes?
I lost it!
How could he stand in the face of his mortal enemy? When did he become an immortal ancestor?
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This world will be destroyed in one year.
Suddenly, a yellowed scroll fell from the sky.
"This fairy scroll looks like a person's autobiography?"
"It seems that he comes from an outside world and is a creator god."
In order to unlock the remaining parts of the fairy axis, one fairy and one demon began to collect the broken souls of the fairy.
Finally...
Who is the protagonist in that story that spans tens of thousands of years?
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①1∨1, A lighthearted, funny and sweet story about two strong characters.
②Buddhist style is cool but actually tofu is cute and irritating. X looks annoying and interesting but is actually dark and offensive.
③Not a stranger, but an old acquaintance. Compassion creates life for the common people.
In the end, because of calculation and destiny, one person's soul was shattered and the other fell into a ghost body.
④ I would rather let him know the wrong information, not recover his memory, or bear everything alone, and change the ending of the self-report to "We are happy."
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Preview of the new article - "Raising a delicate patriarch who loves to cause trouble" [opened, currently 7w+, data No. 10.8]
Introduction:
Tonghua Wanli Danshan Road.
Patriarch Tongshan was as brilliant as the moon and could do anything.
Shencheng Mansion occasionally crazily criticizes the heirs & the super strong but weak (beautiful, strong but miserable) ancestor
It is said that all nine ancestors of Tongshan lineage are dead.
It is said that the new generation successor of Tongshan is coveted by all ghosts. He is a noob and is chased and eaten by ghosts.
Ghost: It's all fucking fart! !
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One day, the ancestor disappeared.
Xie Chuiye went to the wilderness, leaving only a mobile phone and a gloomy cave.
Xie Chuiye: "Let me know who it is and I will kill you."
Then, Xing Zaizai, a ghost disguised as the ancestor, was carried all the way by Xie Chuiye, and then... Was violently thrown to the ground.
Xie Chuiye: "This is our first meeting. Hello, 'Ancestor', then... Can I ask you to die?"
The Patriarch who got lost and then exploded all the way up the mountain: Very good.
The Patriarch who was considered weak and pitiable by ghosts: interesting.
The patriarch who crushes ghosts directly without using his hands: boring.
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One day, the ghost was looking for humans to bully again.
Seeing the water glowing with blue light appearing in the mirror in front of him, the bored Patriarch said: Go in and have a look, no one is cheering, this ghost is quite pitiful.
Ghost:! ! !
Ghost: No need! ! !
Then, Xie Chuiye, who was cooking, discovered that the ancestor was missing again.
Carrying a twenty-centimeter "big knife", he fought all the way in and defeated all the ghosts.
Then, I saw the Patriarch squatting by the water where people are said to die if they touch it, and said with disgust: "It tastes really bitter, why don't you try it too."
Xie Chuiye: ... Whether I die or not is another matter.
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One day, the patriarch received a request for help from his descendants and rushed over while concealing his identity.
Ghost: Here comes another one, buy one get one free?
Later.
Ghost: If you kill it, you can't kill me anymore...
Xie Chuiye: "I'll kill him."
Ghost: "You can't kill me either..."
Xie Chuiye: "Dead."
④Deputy CP
In Wencheng, there are two people who have nothing in common but are extremely popular.
Dongcheng hawker and Xicheng second master.
The hawker is a young man selling coffins, and the second master is the king of death on the road.
One day, the second master suddenly went to Dongcheng and suddenly found a hawker.
The vendor was cold: "My main business is fortune telling, my side job is killing people, and I also have a hobby of selling coffins."
The second master smiled and said: "Look, this is not a coincidence. My main job is bodyguard, my side job is to make a living, and I like to do autopsies."
Mission: Love without borders
