Reader's Guide:
1. This story uses some coined words. This is a matter of the author's personal creative preferences and beliefs, not an attempt to promote anything harmful, and these are not typos. For example: she (female), it (male), they (gender uncertain or multiple genders); "evil insect" means evil; "bad luck" means misfortune; "jealousy" and "envy" both mean jealousy, and so on.
2. There are many personal worldbuilding choices. This is not a traditional cultivation story setting.
3. Revisions may cause continuity issues between chapters. Any affected chapters will be marked in their titles.
4. The female lead's virginity is Schrodinger's, while all the men are virgins. The female lead has several non-exclusive relationships, and she is not kind at heart.
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As the cultivation world's top good-for-nothing immortal second-generation, Jiang Zhuling has parents who are living legends of the cultivation world, yet she's famous throughout the sect for being a spoiled, useless wastrel. She spends all day stirring up trouble and is nothing but a hopeless slacker.
Then one day, she sees something called bullet comments.
The comments say she's the sect's villainous junior sister and will cheat in the sect's evaluation. The female lead, her senior sister, will expose her, only to be framed in return and branded a jealous, scheming woman who persecutes her junior sister.
Her conflict with her senior sister will keep escalating. Her fellow disciples will all distance themselves from the senior sister, driving her to die in despair. Only then will the men realize the truth and kill Jiang Zhuling for revenge.
Jiang Zhuling: A good-for-nothing like me kills the female lead? And makes the male lead regret it for the rest of his life? If I really were that amazing, I'd be thrilled.
Since she won't live long anyway, she might as well enjoy the reputation of being an immortal second-generation villain.
The comments admire the mature, dependable male lead? He puts on an act, so she'll ruin it. Let's see how long he can keep pretending.
The comments praise the female lead for dedicating herself to the common people? She'll shamelessly guilt-trip her: Senior Sister, are you around? I'm a little short on cash... What, you have no money? How hypocritical.
The comments sympathize with the fifth senior brother, an inspiring man who rose up from humble beginnings? She casually slaps him. If you want everyone to be equal, go cry to your dear senior sister.
The more Jiang Zhuling acted out, the more she not only avoided getting herself killed, but somehow even managed to improve her good-for-nothing constitution.
One day, the male lead suddenly went berserk and said to her: You vicious woman, the sect must not tolerate someone like you...
She was so angry she nearly had a fit. Even if she tore the sky open, someone would have her back. How dare he say that to her?
Before the male lead could finish speaking, she punched him... and he died.
The original female lead, the senior brothers, and the bullet comments: ...
Jiang Zhuling: What's wrong with you all? Keep the music playing and keep dancing!
Jiang Zhuling never thinks she's done anything wrong.
Being called a villain is the greatest compliment. Her smallest hint of arrogance tears away their pretenses, and she will always love the madness in her bones.
Theme: Life only holds hope when you fight for it
