Mr. Pan is tall and slender, with a handsome, perfectly tapered face. He is kind and courteous, witty and compassionate, financially independent, and successful in his career.
What an ideal catch. And yes, he is looking for a partner.
His standards aren't high: just a young human of marriageable age.
Yet he is still single. How outrageous! Mr. Pan is only nearly five meters tall and has no facial features. Are humans really so obsessed with looks?
A well-known human enthusiast in the monster world, he is dedicated to teaching others how to approach humans in a friendly way.
No, no, you mustn't lure children who are playing alone. Their parents will worry.
Absolutely do not put a human's head in your mouth to show friendliness.
Talking to humans might terrify them, so don't disrupt the human social ecosystem.
Mr. Pan is livestreaming again today.
This human seems to have been ostracized by his own kind. How pitiful.
Let's stroke his head while he sleeps. Hmm? Why did he wake up all of a sudden?
Humans this jumpy are quick to react when you touch them. It's cute, but please be gentle. Humans can get startled into a panic.
Hmm? This human is shouting. Let's hear what he's saying...
"You love clinging to me so much?! Then come and drag me away if you've got the guts! Come over here, and I'll go with you!"
Really? What a lucky break! Mr. Monster appears at once.
Seme-focused, one-on-one, nonhuman seme
No, actually, there's no non-consensual stuff like that (...)
Theme: Even monsters must respect basic human rights (?)
