Jiang Yu is asexual. She isn't attracted to women or men, and devotes herself entirely to her work at the Jiang Group, ignoring her family's pressure to marry.
That is, until she loses a bidding contest, and the mighty Jiang Group is beaten by a small company.
The client's CEO pats Jiang Yu on the shoulder and says meaningfully, "They have a wife and children, and a stable, harmonious family. Young Master Jiang, you're still too inexperienced."
Jiang Yu walks out of the client's office, grabs a random passerby, and asks, "Want to get married? Right now."
Si Zhi has just emerged from her seal and is enjoying the sunshine when she looks at the cool, aloof beauty before her. "I'd be delighted."
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Si Zhi is an ancient eldritch entity who could overturn human civilization with a twitch of her finger.
Si Zhi: "Who'd want to do something so boring?"
Her daily list of meaningful tasks consists of doing her wife's laundry, taking her to work, picking her up, and cooking for her.
Her favorite thing to do is make love to her wife over and over.
But her wife seems to have a low sex drive?
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The unsmiling, icy beauty CEO Jiang, famed in business circles, has gotten married.
Her spouse is a handsome man with nothing but good looks and no money, living off his wife.
Countless young men think they have a chance. One day, they accidentally spill tea; the next, a shirt button accidentally pops open.
Si Zhi brings lunch to her wife and watches all this with a sinister gaze, then orders her subordinates around. "You, go scare that tea girl in her dreams tonight! You, curse that white lotus so she gains ten pounds in a day!"
The subordinates, who spend every day plotting to destroy the world: ?
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Jiang Yu gets an anonymous tip that her wife is actually a monster.
She looks up to see Si Zhi staring at her with bloodshot eyes. Countless tentacles reach out and bind her. "You know now. You're going to abandon me."
Jiang Yu gently touches the tentacles. "They're kind of cute. Can you type on a keyboard with all those hands?"
Si Zhi: ?
The next day, a new office appears at the Jiang Group. It's empty except for countless tentacles clacking away as they reply to clients' emails.
An intensely possessive, jealous eldritch entity on top x a cool beauty on the bottom, emotionally oblivious to fake sweethearts but doted on by her top
Theme: Embrace love and peace, reject fighting
