Mistaking the Villain for the Savior

[Jiang Yu's Transmigration Report, Part One]

Once upon a time, there was a silly sheep who pretended to be the ferocious Taotie and bluffed her way through life.

Unfortunately, she wasn't very good at it, and she was nearsighted too. She actually mistook me, a dignified transmigrator who had sworn to become the great villain, for the Dragon-Ao hero destined to save the world. Shouting, "Hey, you! Come save the world with me!" she charged in and made me her contracted beast.

Is there any risk of getting laughed at for having a soft, cuddly, completely useless troublemaking machine as a contracted beast?

I spent years following her around and cleaning up her messes. The day my identity was exposed, she got mad at me! She chewed me from head to toe, shouting and demanding to know why I'd lied to her.

I saved my arms, then my old legs. "Not every transmigrator with a System is the protagonist, okay?! I admit you're the ferocious Taotie. Now get off me in the next three seconds."

The sharp-toothed lamb, Lady Mingguang the fierce-looking Taotie, incandescent with rage: "You're despicable! Shameless! Cunning and deceitful! You have no self-respect! You played with my feelings!"

Then she summed it all up: "Jiang Yu, you bastard!!"

...Well, I spent three days being called a turtle's grandson eight hundred times.

[Jiang Yu's Transmigration Report, Part Two]

I really want to ask: Has the world gotten so bad that even ferocious beasts have to change careers and make saving the world their responsibility?

- But I feel like I'd get beaten up.

I also want to ask: Why does Lady Taotie surf the internet through the System every day and still not know how to insult people? She's so adorable I could die.

- But I'd definitely get beaten up.

[Jiang Yu's Transmigration Report, Part Three]

The sheep really did beat me up, and then she ran away from home. I can't make it up to her T^T

Theme: You're the only true feeling in all my false affection.