Yang Zheng traveled to the cyber world and became a "fortune teller" in order to earn a living.
Customer 1: "Master, our school has been closed for two months. How can we let the school have a holiday?"
Yang Zheng: "If you jump from the teaching building, you can rest for half a day."
Customer 1: "Master is so awesome! I really sat there for a long time after throwing my deskmate down."
Customer 2: "Master, I can't find my ID card. Is there any metaphysics that I can find?"
Yang Zheng: "Find someone to scold you online, and your mugshot will be made public later."
Customer 2: "That's great, Master. Except for my parents who are missing, all my identity information has been found!"
[Too much hell, merit -1]
[Because you have done too many bad things, you have been forcibly bound to the merit system]
[You can get rewards by accumulating a certain amount of merit points, and if you clear them to zero, your existence will be erased]
From then on, the world lost one liar and gained one more enthusiastic citizen.
She single-handedly destroyed the robot lair when Cyberblackheart sacrificed a baby girl.
"Don't be afraid." She comforted the client afterwards, "Based on this number of sacrifices, the underworld is a matriarchal society and has long been dominated by sisters."
[Merit +2, but hell joke merit -1]
When destroying a brain-computer virus that harmed teenagers, she sighed to the arrested drug dealer: "Although your home is gone, every selfie you take from now on will be a family photo."
[Merit +5, but Hell Joke Merit -1]
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That is the last product of mankind and their last trump card.
From pollution, from new life.
The mechanical heart that those from above believe in most.
Yang Zheng, who had more and more merit points, received a prompt from the system:
[It is detected that the host's merit value is full, and the god-making plan is officially launched]
Gradually, Yang Zheng discovered that the false gods she had destroyed and the cult believers she had overthrown were all kneeling at her feet.
Said to her: "I've finally waited for you! My god! You are electricity! You are light! You are the only myth!"
Yang Zheng: "I only love you, you are my superstar?"
Wait, don't I just make a living?
Why do they call me God?
Opening a new article, here is the reading guide:
1. Hell jokes are more satirical of the current situation, which does not mean attacking other people's pain points. The protagonist is venomous but will not attack indiscriminately.
2. The theological and religious elements in this article are all fictitious and have no prototypes, nor are they promoted.
3. The heroine treats everyone equally and will not do anything to cause conflict. Anyone who comes will be slapped in the face.
4. The cp is a human being, and the male protagonist is an AI with no fixed shape. If you don't mind, please don't enter.
5. Hell jokes are all from the Internet, and they are revised from time to time. There are enough manuscripts in stock, so you can follow them with confidence.
Intention: Live the way you want