
Where? I Dance Like a Master
处吗?我跳大神的
by Golden Sheep (金金羊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 987k Words
- Chapters
- 240
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Theme
- Plot-Driven
- POV
- Bottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 7d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Honours
Synopsis
Please support the genuine version, a new plot stream book will be released soon, welcome to support ~ Folklore and supernatural, suspenseful exploration, plot flow —— Do you know that sitting in the hall is incense? Folks call this offering to the great immortals and dancing to the great gods. The Huhuang python is sitting on a human body, doing things in the underworld and forming connections in the yang world. Lu You is for the immortal to dance to the great god. King Wen's drum is used to drive the magic whip, and three pieces of incense are worth ten thousand coins. Lu You relied on three incense sticks to support himself from a little to an adult. He always said that his path in this life was determined: "Complete the seven tasks assigned by them and send the Immortal family away. I will die when I am thirty years old." Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened before his death. Wong Tai Sin stood there with a playful smile on his face: "Hey, have you ever been in love?" Lu You raised his eyes: "...?" Wong Tai Sin continued to smile and said, "Have you ever talked about a man?" Lu You: "...?!" Chengchun University, on a path in front of the door where Luan flowers are flying, there is a person standing there. He is very tall and has neat short hair. Behind him is the wind and rain, and in front of him is Lu You. Lu You was silent for a while and asked, "Are you here?" He Zhuchun smiled and replied: "I'm not gay." At that time, Wong Tai Sin said: It will happen soon. Although I have a cold face, I occasionally like to dance with great joy✖️Although I am very cool, I am a bit pretentious and don't mean what I mean. Men and women match, work is not tiring! Food guide: 1. Called Lu You 2. The author has a glassy heart and does not allow harsh words to be said. 3. The folklore common sense mentioned in this article is basically reliable 4. Come and go are fate, cultivate yourself and your mouth, and create a beautiful reading environment together~ 5. Attack first and be tempted, attack first and be tempted, attack first and be tempted! ! ! 6. The author has a physical constitution and sometimes can't control her head. Don't blame her! ————Pre-received for collection—————— "What should I do if Cthulhu has a toothache?" A mouth full of teeth Due to widespread ocean pollution, some marine organisms have mutated and spontaneously grown legs and lungs and learned to come ashore. After nearly two decades of hard struggle, humans have decided to coexist peacefully with marine life and give them the opportunity to work and earn money. Many industries targeting marine life have risen rapidly. Cheng Lechu lived in this absurd era. He was a dentist who was twenty-six years old and had practiced medicine professionally for twenty years. Cheng Lechu was grateful for countless times that he lived in an inland city and had few opportunities to come into contact with marine life in work practice. ... Until one day a strange thing came to the clinic - a dark, unknown solid-liquid mixture that made one look at it crazy. The scientific name seems to be Cthulhu? Cheng Lechu said with a dull face: "Hello, how can I help you." Cthulhu blinked his eyes: "Tooth... Hurts..." Cheng Lechu: "Which tooth?" Cthulhu opened his mouth, revealing the dense teeth inside. "The... Thirty... Sixth column... The fifth... Eighteenth... Row..." "..." Hey, if you have studied, you can also know ordinal pairs. ……………… Cthulhu has a broken tooth. As the saying goes, toothache is not a disease, it hurts terribly. Just when Cthulhu was in pain and couldn't sleep day and night, an advertising flyer was brought to him by the wind. On the advertising page is a handsome-looking man, wearing a white coat and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Next to it is written in bold black letters - Professional doctor for twenty years, a family of dentists, to solve your pain! Cthulhu decided to embark on a dental journey. Good news, Cthulhu finally found a dentist. Bad news, he has no money. Faced with the high price of dental treatment, the simple Cthulhu thought for a moment and raised his hand politely: "Can... I pay... With meat...?" The wind of flesh and blood did not blow into the ears of the dentist, but it blew into the ears of the Maritime and Land Harmony Administration. They quickly found Cheng Lechu and gave them uniforms. "This is the number to resolve a land-sea disharmony incident." The staff member held out three fingers. Cheng Lechu smiled disdainfully: "Three hundred? Do you know how much money I make this day?" The staff member shook his head and still held up three fingers. Cheng Lechu: "Three thousand? Then I can consider it." The staff still shook their heads. Cheng Lechu's eyes widened, his attitude changed 360 degrees, and he enthusiastically held the staff's hands: "Colleagues, I will do my best to contribute to the harmony of the sea and land families throughout my life!" … But the money is just too good to make. Cheng Lechu looked at the trembling sea creatures that crouched on the ground as soon as Cthulhu appeared. In Cthulhu's thinking, what will happen when the funds between the two parties are not equal? It wasn't until he was knocked down by a ball of darkness that Cheng Lechu finally remembered: That's right, I will pay for it with my body. Mission: Believe in science

Mines last forever, and one mine lasts forever! Congratulations on the completion! The first book is very complete and the plot is fascinating. Thank you for your hard work! Looking forward to more works in the future
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Roses bloom in September. You are the only one in my heart. I really want to be with you. I give you a mine!
Roses bloom in September. You are the only one in my heart. I really want to be with you. I give you a mine!
Roses bloom in September. You are the only one in my heart. I really want to be with you. I give you a mine!
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Reluctant (ᗒ‸ᗕ) to finish scattering flowers [crying] [crying]
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