Aysel and his childhood friend somehow ended up sleeping together.
A month later, Aysel laid two quail-sized eggs without any pain.
His eyes nearly popped out of his head.
He! Actually! Had! Babies!
Two of them!
When the Magic Academy term began, his schedule was packed. After thinking it over, he tucked the two eggs into a bird’s nest in a tree along the campus landscaping.
Twenty days later, while he was in class, two little chicks hatched safely and joined the nest’s other chicks, all crying out to be fed.
Aysel went to feed them again and again, soon becoming familiar with the bird parents and their babies.
The chicks gradually grew, chirping and squawking nonstop.
Aysel showed his childhood friend a picture. The chicks were all kinds of goofy-looking, ugly-cute little things.
His childhood friend said, “Where did all these stupid birds come from?”
Aysel snapped, “Two of them are our own babies. The rest are our bird nephews.”
His childhood friend said, “Oh, right. Thanks to you, I actually get to be a bird dad and a bird uncle in this lifetime.”
Aysel asked proudly, “Aren’t they cute?”
His childhood friend paused. “They really are.”
Aysel and his childhood friend clumsily raised the birds. When they had time, they looked after them themselves; when they didn’t, they let the two little chicks play with the academy’s flock. The birds grew fast, becoming the academy’s notorious little hooligan cheeps, and somehow also ending up as Aysel’s battle pets. They were incredibly powerful.
One holiday, the two of them took a whole flock of bird babies to visit their bird grandpa and grandma.
The bird grandparents thought the flock was adorable and bought every kind of bird supply: bird food, toys, perches, nests…
Then two little things in the flock suddenly turned into people.
One looked exactly like Aysel, and the other looked exactly like his childhood friend.
His childhood friend: “...(⊙n⊙)” So, about how we raised our biological babies as pet chickens.
The bird grandparents: “...(ΩДΩ)” So, about how we raised our biological grandchildren as pet chickens.
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1. The twin bird babies successfully blended into the flock.
2. The twin bird babies successfully became the Magic Academy’s tyrant cheeps.
3. The twin bird babies somehow became their dad’s battle pets, and really ferocious ones at that.
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Coming soon:
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Title: My Days as a Bride in a Warrior Nation
Blurb:
The Vargus Empire is a nation of fighters, with the strongest military on the continent of Alvion.
The Vargus Empire is also known as the Cursed Nation. Its people are plagued by curses and must go to the Temple of War to have the cracks on their bodies purified.
The Temple of War’s sacred artifact, the River of Shifting Sands and Light, has diligently removed curses from the people for years.
Then, without warning, the artifact shattered, and the curses spiraled out of control.
The Imperial Astrologer prophesied that the Kingdom of Solanis was their only hope for survival.
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The Kingdom of Solanis is blessed by the God of Light, and its people have a high chance of becoming priests.
Princess Leia was found to have an exceptionally strong affinity for light magic at the age of five. When she was twenty-two, the Vargus Empire sent a formal request for her hand in marriage.
Marry, or go to war.
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Lain and Leia are twins, a brother and sister who look exactly alike. He is the older brother, and Leia is the younger sister.
The Vargus Empire suddenly asked for Princess Leia’s hand in marriage.
Rumor had it that the emperor was cruel, bloodthirsty, skilled at warfare, and a battle maniac.
Lain reassured Leia, “Leia, don’t worry. Just go in peace.”
Leia: “...What?”
Then Leia eloped with her boyfriend.
That very day, the king summoned Lain. “You’ll take her place.”
Lain’s eyes widened in disbelief. “...What?” ???
The king looked grave. “Lain, you must not reveal your identity. If you’re exposed, the two countries will go to war.” His tone softened. “Don’t worry. Once we find Leia, you can switch back.”
The king dangled a grand promise before him. “Lain, when all this is over, you’ll be the King of Solanis!”
Lain: “...” What a fine, plump promise.
He took the bait.
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Lain married into the Vargus Empire.
On his wedding night,
Lain repeated to himself, Don’t get into bed. Don’t let him discover who you are. Don’t…
Everything happened so suddenly.
The strongest fighter in the warrior nation gave him a sudden shove, sending him straight onto the bed before climbing on top of him.
With a tug, he tore Lain’s clothes.
Lain: “...?”
Damn it! Where was the buildup?
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Title: The Ambitious Little Black Dragon
Blurb:
His father is the good-for-nothing second young master of the An family.
His mother is the good-for-nothing second young lady of the Bai family.
The two lazybones married, somehow ended up with An Jiujiu, and taught their little one that you should start enjoying the good life while you’re young.
An Jiujiu: “...?” ???
As long as An Jiujiu could remember, his parents had been lying flat on their backs, the family’s very own good-for-nothing lazybones poster children.
While he was still nursing, An Jiujiu was already frantic. The first word out of the little one’s mouth wasn’t “Mama” or “Papa.” It was “Charge!”
Charge, charge, charge!
He waved his little fists, glaring fiercely as he ordered his parents to get moving!
When the little one was three and a half, spiritual qi revival began, and some humans awakened their bloodlines.
His parents immediately clung to their little one, deciding to ride the coattails of whoever proved stronger.
An Jiujiu: “...”
An Jiujiu: “Rawr!” `へ’ In a fit of anger, the little one awakened the Black Dragon bloodline.
The chubby little dragon lay belly-down, his tail thumping against the ground. He was going to make his parents work hard right alongside him!
Under their little one’s relentless watch, An Dad and An Mom were forced to get moving.
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Sunshine Kindergarten, junior class.
In his childish voice, An Jiujiu introduced his parents to the other children: “My dad’s name is An Fanli. Fan, as in prosperity, and Li, as in a bright future stretching a thousand miles. My mom’s name is Bai Fuhua. Fu, as in soaring thousands of miles, and Hua, as in the treasures of nature.”
The other children didn’t understand, but they looked at him with admiration, convinced An Jiujiu’s parents must be amazing.
When they got home and asked around, they learned that An Jiujiu’s dad was actually one half of the capital’s famous lazybones duo.
Unlike that lazybones pair, their little one, An Jiujiu, was already a hardworking little dynamo at such a young age.
He didn’t just try to whip his parents into shape. He also pushed his classmates to work harder.
After whipping one group after another into shape, the little dragon who was the hardest-working of them all broadened his horizons. His gaze turned to his grandparents, maternal grandparents, and even all their relatives and friends…
Little one: (* ̄︶ ̄) Hehe.
Everyone else: (ΩДΩ) No hehe.
Theme: Enjoy the present and live happily.
So, even though Sai thought about getting married, he didn't think about losing his innocence, right? Don't you know that the person who slept with him is Ai? Haven't you realized that chickens are biological chickens?
So, even though Sai thought about getting married, he didn't think about losing his innocence, right? Don't you know that the person who slept with him is Ai? Haven't you realized that chickens are biological chickens?