
Wait! You're Actually My Brother?!
不是!你还真是我哥啊!
by Joy in Each Other's Company (间相欢)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 137k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 29d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Not biologically related. Told in third person.
A cold-faced, energetic girl x a sharp-tongued, gloomy older brother
I'm a ghost.
A ghost with amnesia.
When I woke up, I saw a face that made my heart stop.
My face flushed as I covered the heart I may or may not have, staring at his handsome face, with its sharp brows and gloomy expression, then at the fragrant blood flowing through him.
I couldn't tell if I was falling for him or just hungry.
Before I could invite him to dinner, this handsome guy took me home. When I ate, he didn't question me. Instead, he made some strange sounds, held my head down, and whispered in my ear, "Drink more. You're too skinny."
I took a huge gulp and wiped my mouth hard. "…" I never thought you were that kind of person!
This gloomy-faced handsome guy was incredibly indulgent toward me. Even though he kept lying and saying he was my brother, a few reasonable deductions led me to conclude that he must have been my lover when I was alive.
I started acting without restraint, including but not limited to sneaking a feel of his abs, spying on him while he showered, and stealing a kiss from his sweet lips. That last one got stopped.
I was instantly unhappy.
What are we to each other if you won't let me kiss you? What exactly are you playing hard to get for?!!
I pinned him down and climbed on top of him, threatening him: "Go wash up right now and lie down so I can do whatever I want with you! Otherwise, I'll make sure you have nowhere to be buried!"
He said, "Stop watching stupid xianxia dramas."
Oh, it rhymed! We're so in sync!
After that,
somehow, I don't even know how, I got what I wanted.
In the middle of all the thrilling excitement, I accidentally passed out.
And then,
Good news: I got my memories back.
Bad news: The man underneath me really does seem to be my brother!
Wait! You really are my brother?
I struggled on top of him, then went limp, hoping the person underneath me would show some sense!
Unfortunately, my brother seemed to have gone a little crazy too. He held me down and wouldn't let me leave.
I tugged on his collar and shouted at him in exasperation, but he kissed my wrist, and I hurriedly pulled away.
"Brother! Get a grip! I'm your little sister!"
"? We're not related by blood."
"???"
I avoided my brother for a week, hiding in a corner no ghost knew about.
For some reason, a sliver of light appeared in the dark space, and someone tossed a piece of paper inside.
I looked closely. It was a sheet of paper covered in tiny writing.
"Blood Relationship Test"
Result: Wen Zhuo and Wen Zhaoye are not related.
Me: "…"
Sigh! What a mess.
I only questioned him a couple of times. Why did he have to take it so seriously?
A sinister voice came from above my head:
"Wen Zhuo? Still hiding?"
Reader's Guide:
1. The male and female leads are not related.
2. It's not horror, and the worldbuilding isn't rigorous.
3. I made up the ghost lore.
4. The heroine is a ghost, and her manners and such died along with her.
Please check out my currently updating novel:
Why Does Everyone Keep Clinging to the Background Character? [Quick Transmigration]
Honest, timid, and cowardly heroine x various twisted male leads
Told in third person
You're an ordinary background character. According to your assigned role, you should blend into the crowd and quietly die somewhere in an unremarkable corner of the world.
But we're willing to give you a chance to choose your life again!
As for what kind of life, don't worry about that just yet.
*
All you have to do is complete some ordinary, simple character tasks. You don't need to win anyone over or change anyone.
So why is it that every time, you're dragged out of the crowd, filled with an intense, indescribable emotion, kissed on the lips by a human, and wound around the waist by a nonhuman, only to be let go once that always-lying mouth murmurs words of love?
World One: Background Character at an Elite Academy
You're a gloomy, twisted background character at an elite academy, infatuated with the male lead. You stalk him and spy on him. When vacation comes and you can no longer see him, you somehow manage to sneak into his party and sniff his clothes in his room.
Fed up with your behavior, the male lead finally catches you...
Xu Xian was lifted off the ground by her collar. Her deep black eyes, hidden beneath her bangs, stared without moving at the person in front of her.
The evidence from her phone had been printed out and scattered messily before her.
Xu Xian realized the plot was almost over. The process had been a little complicated, but she'd finish her task soon. She shifted slightly, trying to get closer to the person in front of her, waiting for him to fling her away in disgust.
But the male lead didn't pull away. Instead, he held her even more closely, and her body stiffened.
His usually scornful lips lingered by her ear. "You like me that much?"
"Then why are you with someone else?"
Her gaze fixed on the photos. They weren't evidence of her crimes, but intimate pictures of her with another guy!
World Two: An ABO Office Worker in a Harem Story
You're an ordinary office worker in the background of an ABO world. You find a rare omega and start a relationship with him, but you discover that your boss at work seems to have feelings for you too.
World Three: Supernatural Horror
World Four: Western Fantasy
Reader's Notes:
1. The heroine is a Mary Sue, adored by everyone. The female lead is inexperienced, all the men are inexperienced, and they're all into the heroine. The heroine will be doted on, and sometimes the male characters will be too.
2. There are six worlds in total. The rest will be added to the blurb later.
3. The heroine is not assertive and is not a strong female lead.
4. The world order is not fixed.
Theme: Think before you act
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Tasty! The author writes well 🥺
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Why is it that this sentence 😂 is suddenly included here? It's so abrupt. Did you forget to delete the outline?
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