Request to Delete My Cultivation Account

Socially anxious airhead x someone with too much free time

A little vampire's accidental rise to the top through bluffing and swagger.

On the first day in the mysterious game, the foreigner Galai is determined to fit in and cultivate herself, despite having a heart rooted in the East.

A spirit-beast mount? If everyone else has one, she wants one too.

On the second day, a giant cockroach flies over the sect.

High-level cultivation techniques? If everyone else has them, she wants them too.

Galai stays up all night by lamplight, poring over The Neurotic.

A top-grade weapon? If everyone else has one, she wants one too.

She wields an iron rod with a flourish, stunning her companions. They ask if she's cosplaying Sun Wukong.

Galai: This isn't a Golden Cudgel.

Companion: Then what is it?

Galai: A great rod.

And so, the foreigner rides a cockroach, practices The Neurotic, and waves her Great Rod, beginning a cultivation journey unlike anyone else's.

Until one day, she discovers she can no longer log out of the game.

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The next book I've decided to write:

I'm Just Sick

Chi Ying has six fingers.

Having an extra finger has plenty of downsides. First of all, it's hard to hide, so everyone she deals with can see her six fingers. Over time, Chi Ying becomes unpopular.

There are upsides, too. No one else can learn or use sword techniques made for someone with six fingers.

Thanks to this unique skill, she finally finds a job with an exorbitant salary: escorting prisoners.

In those days, quite a few scoundrels from the cultivation world fled to the mortal realm to escape punishment. Chi Ying, a mortal, isn't responsible for catching them. She only has to do one thing:

Take the captured criminals from the mortal realm back to the cultivation world.

As the seasons pass and she travels from south to north, Chi Ying escorts many people.

One day, she receives a new assignment.

The new fugitive is fairly handsome and easy to talk to, nothing like a vicious criminal. His only flaw is that he loves to sleep.

Chi Ying has never met anyone who sleeps so much.

This journey is a long one, the farthest Chi Ying has ever traveled.

What a hassle. She regrets taking the job. If only she'd known, she wouldn't have accepted it.

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On the way to escort Shang Yunzhang, Chi Ying also picks up two tagalongs.

One claims to be an "immortal" who can use magic, but has no spiritual roots at all. He's just good at tricking people with gadgets: in short, a street magician.

The other is a male companion who ran away from a noble family in the cultivation world. He's delicate, pampered, and helpless, with no use beyond a face of unsurpassed beauty.

What a hassle.

Chi Ying regrets it. If only she'd known, she would've bundled these two nuisances together and tossed them into a mass grave.

*Six-fingered heroine x narcoleptic hero

Perhaps a xianxia road-trip story?

Theme: Love life